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#4
all the jokes you need on here: http://sickipedia.org/
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
Quote by Kumanji
@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#5
Q: Why did the drummer join the band?

A: He wanted to be around musicians!

OOH! BUUURN!!!
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#6
Your face is a good joke.


Just kidding.
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Dude, you just made the most intelligent post in this entire thread. Congrats.
#8
My favourite joke for getting awful looks;

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

the wheelchair.
#9
Quote by Robb987123Bass
Q: Why did the drummer join the band?

A: He wanted to be around musicians!

OOH! BUUURN!!!

drummer jokes are the best


Q: how do you break a drummer's thumb?
A: kick him in the ass
#11
Quote by J.A.M
My favourite joke for getting awful looks;

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

the wheelchair.


LMFAO
I'm a stupid jackass.
#12
3 musicians and a drummer walk into a bar

your just gonna get a load of drummer jokes in this thread...

I would type another, but I can't be bothered
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yeah fire him secretly... thats what im doing except im firing myself and secretly joining someone elses band

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If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

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thanks for the compliment man!
#13
"how do you sig? off thread topic, i realize, but since i'm here"

LOL
that made me laugh so hard

and im not joking (or trying to be harsh)
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#14
ok a priest,rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar

except there's no rabbi or shaman and the priest is molesting me...

and it was my dad and he's not a priest...

my dad molested me...


...alot
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Wait, your dick is in a chick's ass, and you're complaining.

Its a sad, sad day.
#15
modded it from someone's sig, but here it is

If your guitarist wants a solo, he can have a solo.
If your drummer wants a solo, he can have a solo.
If your bassist wants a solo, slap and tell him, "NO, bad monkey"
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#16
lol i knew it was gonna make someone laugh but seriously. it was posted i'm sure pretty much every where but i'm retarded
#17
Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China?

Everybody won.


A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "you won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."

His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blow job?"

"No, I never found her head."
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#18
A man is hiking in the woods and comes to a clearing. In the center of the clearing is a overweight very ugly woman laying on a sofa and next to her is a rope going up into the sky. "Make love to me now or climb on to success" she says. The obviously did not want to make love to her, but curious he begins to climb the rope. He goes through some clouds and laying on a floating sofa is an average looking woman. "Make love to me now or climb on to success." she says. Liking where this is going the man climbs up the rope very quickly. He passes through some more clouds and comes to the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen laying on a floating sofa. "Make love to me now or climb on to success" she says. Now the man thinks for a bit. Here is a gorgeous woman but something better might be further up. After a bit he decides to climb. He notices the rope leads up to a hole in a floating platform. He climbs through the hole and immediately a small hatch closes and the hole is gone. He looks up and see's a huge redneck/biker looking guy standing in front of him. "Hello" the guy says "my name is Cess.
There were never any good old days/They are today, they are tomorrow/It's a stupid thing we say/Cursing tomorrow with sorrow
#19
no, not the stupidity of it, just how you said it :P:
"off thread topic, i realize, but since i'm here"
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#20
-What do Americans do when they want cheap booze?
They go to an underdeveloped country in the south.

-What do Canadians do when they want cheap booze?
They go to an underdeveloped country in the south.

Think about it.
#21
Quote by Vince Noir
all the jokes you need on here: http://sickipedia.org/

I just got this joke from there:

Deep in the Jungle a band of explorers were being lead by a native guide when all of a sudden drums started ' boom boom boom boom' pounding away in the distance.
The Guide stopped, clearly disturbed, and spoke to expedition leader 'Beware when drums stop!'.
Unfortunatly curiousity got the better of the explorers and they insisted that they press on to discover the source of the drumming.
With the drums still maintaning a steady beat they pressed further into darkness of the jungle.
Until the beat stopped dead, feeling nervous the explorers asked what this meant.
The guide shook his head and said 'Bad news, bad news. When drums stop, bass solo begin'.


haha
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


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#22
how do you know when there is a drummer at your door?

you have to tell him when to come in! lol
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#24
Paul McCartney was being interviewed about his marriage problems. The interviewer asked "Do you think you will ever go down on one knee again?"

He replied "I'd prefer it if you'd call her Heather".
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Jackson RR3
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#25
What's the difference between an Indian and a pick nick table?

A pick nick table can support a family of five.
#27
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']I just got this joke from there:

Deep in the Jungle a band of explorers were being lead by a native guide when all of a sudden drums started ' boom boom boom boom' pounding away in the distance.
The Guide stopped, clearly disturbed, and spoke to expedition leader 'Beware when drums stop!'.
Unfortunatly curiousity got the better of the explorers and they insisted that they press on to discover the source of the drumming.
With the drums still maintaning a steady beat they pressed further into darkness of the jungle.
Until the beat stopped dead, feeling nervous the explorers asked what this meant.
The guide shook his head and said 'Bad news, bad news. When drums stop, bass solo begin'.


haha


#28
How can you tell theres a drummer at your door?


The knocking gets faster...
Quote by imdeth
This man deserves my +1

+1

Quote by denizenz
Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


XBL: huffy409
#29
what have pink Floydd and princess Diana got in common?


The Wall!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#30
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They have a machine to do that.

What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
Drool.
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
Quote by Kumanji
@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
Last edited by Vince Noir at Oct 23, 2007,
#31
Quote by Renka
-What do Americans do when they want cheap booze?
They go to an underdeveloped country in the south.

-What do Canadians do when they want cheap booze?
They go to an underdeveloped country in the south.

Think about it.

What do you mean "think about it"? You say it like it takes a genius to get your stupid, lame-ass joke. Contribute something worth reading.

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']I just got this joke from there:

Deep in the Jungle a band of explorers were being lead by a native guide when all of a sudden drums started ' boom boom boom boom' pounding away in the distance.
The Guide stopped, clearly disturbed, and spoke to expedition leader 'Beware when drums stop!'.
Unfortunatly curiousity got the better of the explorers and they insisted that they press on to discover the source of the drumming.
With the drums still maintaning a steady beat they pressed further into darkness of the jungle.
Until the beat stopped dead, feeling nervous the explorers asked what this meant.
The guide shook his head and said 'Bad news, bad news. When drums stop, bass solo begin'.


haha
Win.
Last edited by Gyroscope at Oct 23, 2007,
#32
Quote by Gyroscope
What do you mean "think about it"? You say it like it takes a genius to get your stupid, lame-ass joke. Contribute something worth reading.

Because, smartass, there are plenty of countries south of Canada, and if you weren't too bussy being a pretentious prick you'd be able to figure out the standard reflex for a human to come to the same conclusion when a phrase is repeated do you; thus the first reaction for any normal reader is to jump to the conclusion that the answer to the two questions would be the same considering the natural reflexes of the human mind.

To be completely frank I am quite happy you reacted like a white trash redneck who just got caught getting his dick blown by his own brother since that was just the effect I wanted to reach.

Thank you.
#33
How man feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

2


1 to change the light bulb and 1 to suck my ****
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#34
Quote by Renka
Because, smartass, there are plenty of countries south of Canada, and if you weren't too bussy being a pretentious prick you'd be able to figure out the standard reflex for a human to come to the same conclusion when a phrase is repeated do you; thus the first reaction for any normal reader is to jump to the conclusion that the answer to the two questions would be the same considering the natural reflexes of the human mind.

To be completely frank I am quite happy you reacted like a white trash redneck who just got caught getting his dick blown by his own brother since that was just the effect I wanted to reach.

Thank you.


wow, talk about ripping someone a new one.

I quite liked your joke
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sex with a pregnant woman? isnt that like putting gas in car you already wrecked?
#35
Quote by Geeto6
A man is hiking in the woods and comes to a clearing. In the center of the clearing is a overweight very ugly woman laying on a sofa and next to her is a rope going up into the sky. "Make love to me now or climb on to success" she says. The obviously did not want to make love to her, but curious he begins to climb the rope. He goes through some clouds and laying on a floating sofa is an average looking woman. "Make love to me now or climb on to success." she says. Liking where this is going the man climbs up the rope very quickly. He passes through some more clouds and comes to the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen laying on a floating sofa. "Make love to me now or climb on to success" she says. Now the man thinks for a bit. Here is a gorgeous woman but something better might be further up. After a bit he decides to climb. He notices the rope leads up to a hole in a floating platform. He climbs through the hole and immediately a small hatch closes and the hole is gone. He looks up and see's a huge redneck/biker looking guy standing in front of him. "Hello" the guy says "my name is Cess.


uhhh.....wow, i feel stupid. i dont get it.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#36
whats invisible and smells like carrots?

A bunnies fart!
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Im secretly a lesbian female in a male body. The worlds a tough place for me.


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I once ran into a mirror that I didn't know was there. I think you could say We were both suprised.
#37
Quote by greasysnowball
whats invisible and smells like carrots?

A bunnies fart!

That's funny cuz it was cute! Haha!
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Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#38
3 guys get stuck on a cannibal island
The cannibal leader says"go get 10 fruit when you get back do what we tell you to do and we will not eat you"
the men go their seperate ways
the first gets back with 10 apples
The cannibal leader says"now shove them up your butt without crying"
he gets to 2 and yelps
they eat him
The second with grapes
the cannibal tells him the same
he gets to 8 and burst out laughing
they eat him
the two men are talking in hevean
the first says"my brother,you were so close you did you laugh"
the second says"i couldn't help it the third fellow was coming back with pineapples"


By the way,whats the matter with rednecks


SHOUT AT THE DEVIL
Last edited by stringsnapper96 at Oct 23, 2007,
#39
Quote by Its_Rock77
uhhh.....wow, i feel stupid. i dont get it.


sucess
suck cess
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#40
Quote by mabozar
How man feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

2


1 to change the light bulb and 1 to suck my ****

u win!!!!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



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