#1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3N9tXaOibxk

hilarious...specially when the guy is asking serious questions and Colbert is just mocking him
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#2
Oh my...
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I'm thinking you've got a beard...

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#3
god, colbert is pure win
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#4
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#5
God it's funny how stupid interviewers are sometimes.
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#6
Rather, it's vexing how arrogant some mediocre satirists act.
#8
"I did want to be a cult leader; I've found that as a TV pundit you have much more power, and you have to be a lot less reliable."


screw you, Tim Russert
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^ wow i actually almost missed that hahaha iforgot your a genious


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#10
<3 Colbert...

Has anyone else bought his book yet?

I've had it for a while, and it so ****ing hilarious....

Better than some of his shows, even.
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#11
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#12
I watched this Sunday...on the actual show. Damn Pit, I thought you guys had a thread about this Saturday night and beat me to it already...
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#13
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Rather, it's vexing how arrogant some mediocre satirists act.


If you didn't get that he was being sarcastic, he's obviously not just a "mediocre satirist".

I watched this Sunday...on the actual show. Damn Pit, I thought you guys had a thread about this Saturday night and beat me to it already...

Same.
#16
He doesn't use a laugh track a-hole, i've been to his shows!
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#17
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<3 Colbert...

Has anyone else bought his book yet?

I've had it for a while, and it so ****ing hilarious....

Better than some of his shows, even.


Bought it the day it came out at my bookstore!

Good stuff, I love his chapter on Sex, and Religion is really good too.
#19
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Bought it the day it came out at my bookstore!

Good stuff, I love his chapter on Sex, and Religion is really good too.


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#20
This.
Is.
Great.

I bought the book on opening day (or maybe the day after...as soon as I went to a town with a Target, anyway). I have to agree with Constantine in that it even tops some of his shows. The chapter on Higher Education gave me the hiccups.
#21


i'm so gay for him...in a...um...heterosexual way
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#22
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i'm so gay for him...in a...um...heterosexual way

This man speaks the truthiness.
#23
I love it when he says the only reason he got married is to taunt gay men who couldn't. Also I forgot to mention the awesomeness about his opinions on mothers and fathers.
#24
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Bought it the day it came out at my bookstore!

Good stuff, I love his chapter on Sex, and Religion is really good too.


The chapter on homosexuals was absolutely hilarious.... The flow chart in that chapter was epic...


I like the Religion chapter too though, lol...... Especially when he's talking about each individual religion, and bashing each one, until he comes to "Islam is a great and true religion, as dictated to the Prophet Mohammed, by the angel Gabriel. Blessing and peace be upon him."

Then the footnote for Islam says the exact same thing.
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#25
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I like the Religion chapter too though, lol...... Especially when he's talking about each individual religion, and bashing each one, until he comes to "Islam is a great and true religion, as dictated to the Prophet Mohammed, by the angel Gabriel. Blessing and peace be upon him."

Then the footnote for Islam says the exact same thing.


That made me lol too.
#26
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The chapter on homosexuals was absolutely hilarious.... The flow chart in that chapter was epic...


I like the Religion chapter too though, lol...... Especially when he's talking about each individual religion, and bashing each one, until he comes to "Islam is a great and true religion, as dictated to the Prophet Mohammed, by the angel Gabriel. Blessing and peace be upon him."

Then the footnote for Islam says the exact same thing.


Or what he says about Atheists,