#1
Just got back from the DMV... God damn, I got to study.

For all those who have a licence, how did you do on the written part? I haven't even taken the driving part yet, but I'm feeling confident.
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#2
It's fairly easy, I laugh when I completed it way faster than the Indian and Chinese immigrants. ...
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#3
im taking it on saturday....can you give me some ideas of what questions are on it???
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#4
Simple sriving questions about laws and signs.... don't worry.
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The written part is cake, for the most part it's just common sense.

"When you come to a 4-way intersection and the lights are out, do you:

A) Hit the gas and go through as quickly as possible.
B) Stop and wait for a road crew.
C) Treat it like a 4-way stop.
D) Pull over and masturbate on the hood of your car while waving to passerby."

Y'know, pretty basic stuff
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yeah the written part is common sence, i passed it the first time.
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#9
I got a 14/20 on it.

I had been waiting there for three hours, and if I had gotten one more question wrong, I would've failed it.

But I didn't


Honestly, the written part is such bullshit. I've asked my parents and some of my teachers some of the questions that were on the written part, and they had no clue. Why? Because you don't need to know it.
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haha when I took it this lady was taking it next to me and it was her third time taking it, and she couldn't read so she had to have headphones. Anyway I though it was crazy easy, got 100 on it.
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The written part is cake, for the most part it's just common sense.

"When you come to a 4-way intersection and the lights are out, do you:

A) Hit the gas and go through as quickly as possible.
B) Stop and wait for a road crew.
C) Treat it like a 4-way stop.
D) Pull over and masturbate on the hood of your car while waving to passerby."

Y'know, pretty basic stuff

it's D.


i missed like 3 on the written part.

and got -6 for my driving part. the bitch made me change lanes in the hardest road ever. cars coming like a yard apart so i couldn't get in...
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I got it on my third try, it was the hard part, driving is easy as hell. Dont even worry about failing it doesnt go on any record they just may think ur retarded after the 5th time.
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I passed the written the first time but at my DMV if you fail it you can take it again right away.

Also at the road test where I am, they fail ALL first time takers. Without exception. You can drive perfect and they will fail you if it is your first time on the road test. Me, for instance, I did nothing wrong so at the end she marked "instructor had to take control" or something like that and failed me for no reason.

Our motorcycle tests are easy though, I don't know of anyone who failed the motorcycle road test. Basically do circles in a parking lot then go out on the road and make 3 right turns. My chase car driver said the instructor didn't even pay attention to what I was doing.
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#16
I got the bare minimum on my driving and written tests. D for done!!!
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#17
When i took my Theory (August) you had too get 30 minimum out of 35 on the Multiple Choice...And i got 30 (Phew!)

The Hazard Perception was a walk in the park, i got 55.