I've been looking at these a while now. I know acoustic are much better, but there is no chance of getting one, what with the current location of my house (i.e. general noise).

So, what are the best from general experience? I know Roland are quite big in this area, but what is the best sort of thing between £400 - 1000 (or $820 - 2,051)

smooth, your attempt at being witty failed miserably. Well done.
I was asking the comunity in general. Not just idiots.

Thank you to the above.
get a yamaha, you can get a pretty sturdy one for about 800 or 900 dollars. I have a DTXPLORER and its great, never had any problems with it!