#1
stereotypes. i've been subjected to so many of them in my life. at my middle school band teeshirts were banned because of me and this guy sean because that's all we wore pretty much. my seventh grade teacher saw me wearing an AFI teeshirt one day and everyone else was wearing polos. she pulled me over before class and asked "do you notice anything different between what you're wearing and what everyone else is wearing?" there was nothing wrong with the shirt, but she made me put a jacket on over it anyway.

my mom told me i didn't have any real relationships with anyone including my friends because i couldn't even start them. she also said that i was going to #@%$ up my life and probably end up on the street or in jail and that i never did anything right. this wouldn't phase me usually but this was coming from my mother.
#4
i'm...sorry?
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#7
^ Nigga, i don't need no Wiki! Although I would like to see a thread on it.
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#8
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I thought this thread was about Hara-Kiri...


Wiki it.


Don't need to.

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#9
Am I the only one who gets the feeling the TS wanted to tell us all what a horrible mother he has?

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#11
^ It's the only "cool" way of suicide. Pffft, only pussies cut their wrists.
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#12
^ Real men cut their bellys open (In, Across, Up) Then get your mate to lop your head clean off.
#13
^ I was going to suggest the decapitation, it's never the same without it.
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#14
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^ Real men cut their bellys open (In, Across, Up) Then get your mate to lop your head clean off.
the crazy part is that they can't show any signs of discomfort or pain.

it doesn't get any more metal than Hara-Kiri
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#15
i'm sorry but this thread seems pointless...some threads (the ones people enjoy replying to) tend to have a point.
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#17
True, Samurai's were the most br00tal figures in history. I shall make a list!
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#18
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Shall we start The ONLY Hara-Kiri Thread?


Definitely...definitely.

We can discuss, you know, the proper way to do it, famous people that have done it, who we know that's done it, etc. etc. etc.
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#19
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^ Real men cut their bellys open (In, Across, Up) Then get your mate to lop your head clean off.


Bah, real men either smash their heads against the pavement. Or, assuming it's around Easter time, scoop out their eyes and replace them with Creme Eggs and wait for the kids to find you.
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#20
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True, Samurai's were the most br00tal figures in history. I shall make a list!


Don't people still do Hara-Kiri Today? Though i heard they just slit their throats. Pussys.
#22
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^ Real men cut their bellys open (In, Across, Up) Then get your mate to lop your head clean off.


I thought that they didn't chop it off completely, just left a bit of flesh and left the head partially attached.
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#24
i like that bit in Hannibal where his guts fly out when he is hanged from a 4 story Florence apartment. 'Okay dokey lets go...'