#1
This is a game. It's very simple. All you have to do is name 3 celebrities (preferably female as most of the population of UG is male), of any age, size and color. The person under you picks one to burn, one to f-cuk, and one to marry. There is no sex when you marry them, and you can not divorce them.

Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears (with hair)
#2
**** ashlee, cuz its only once,
marry jessica, cuz then you can **** all the time,
burn brittany

jessica alba, paris hilton, jesus christ
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#4
Burn: Britney Spears
F-ck: Jessica Simpson
Marry: Ashlee Simpson

Elish Cuthbert, Angelina Jolie, Avril Lavigne
Quote by bi-ah!
this is UG
of course they're going to say
0H it'5 @ jAcK50l\l!??!?!
iT i5 TeH p\/\/naG3!!!

but yeah its fine
#5
Jessica Simpson fu*k , Ashlee Simpson marry , Britney Spears (with hair)burn
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#6
jessica, marry
ashlee, burn
brittney, f-uck (pre k-fed tho)
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#7
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Burn: Sharon Osbourne

F*ck: Kate Beckinsale

Marry: Jessica Biel



> this is the point.

You completely missed it
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#8
burn: avril lavigne
f-ck: elisha cuthbert
marry: angelina jolie

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#9
^^you sick bastard
Quote by bi-ah!
this is UG
of course they're going to say
0H it'5 @ jAcK50l\l!??!?!
iT i5 TeH p\/\/naG3!!!

but yeah its fine
#10
Quote by slash_angus_VH
Burn: Britney Spears
F-ck: Jessica Simpson
Marry: Ashlee Simpson

Elish Cuthbert, Angelina Jolie, Avril Lavigne


well thats easy.

burn: avril lavigne
fuck: angelina jolie
marry: elisha cuthbert....then FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!
#11
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burn: avril lavigne
f-ck: elisha cuthbert
marry: angelina jolie

Missy Elliot
Oprah
Rosie O Donnell


Burn-Rosie
Marry-Missy(for the lulz)
F-ck-Oprah
#12
burn: Rosie
fuck: Oprah?
marry: Missy

Thornography, Deliriumbassist, MrDURPEEDURP
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#13
burn: Rosie
fuck: Oprah?
marry: Missy

Thornography, Deliriumbassist, MrDURPEEDURP

**** Thornography
Marry Delirum
Burn Deeppurple
#14
Burn: Jorja Fox. If they had to kill off a charachter on CSI it should be her. And why didn't she die in that one episode?!?!

****(I am assmusing repeatedly and as often as I want): Lindsay Lohan pre anorexia/alchohol/crack(Think Mean Girls-era Lindsay, maybe a little later )

Marry: Scarlet Johansson, because while I'm banging Lindsay, I can still ogle Scarlet, and maybe eventually convince her to bone me. She's also probably pretty nice
#15
burn paris hilton
bone megan fox (transformers anyone?)
and marry sarah chalk (scrubs anyone)
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