Page 1 of 2
#1
...instilling reluctantance to date. Yes, I said it. One of the reasons I don't ask girls out(and when I do: unsuccesful anyway) is because I have the least mature family ever. And I don't even need to bring up the topic of a relationship for something to start. Whenever they know about me knowing the first and last name of any girl my age(good or bad looking ), there will always be the usual "You and [insert name here] would make a good couple", "You and [insert name here] should get married"(even the adults) etc...followed by the worst responses from me. "No, she's not my girlfriend", "I hardly know her" etc...it's really depressing.
Do I just suck at a good comeback that can be directed towards family members other than "And what about your girlfriend, [insert name here]?"
Share any similar experiences, how you got over it/dealt with it, or just any decent advice you would like to share.

And I don't wanna get any "search bar, works every time..."-related answers, even though there might be a similar thread, I'm too lazy to hunt through other 200-page threads for what I need.

Thanks.

(Wall of text, sorry )
Last edited by mart69 at Oct 23, 2007,
#2
I know how you feel. My mom just teases me about having a girlfriend(I dont). It really pisses me off. Sometimes, I feel more mature than my mom.
#3
my family is the same way. there's no escaping it.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#4
Quote by jwizzle5786
I know how you feel. My mom just teases me about having a girlfriend(I dont). It really pisses me off. Sometimes, I feel more mature than my mom.


It's ok, because you ARE more mature than her about it.
*hug*
#5
go McGowan family on their asses
i say Of
you say A
i say Revolution
and you say jah



In loving memory of that damn game of poker





Private first class of the bass militia, PM Nutter_101 to join!
Last edited by turtlemcdoogle at Oct 23, 2007,
#9
amen, up till grade nine that was me, at grade nine i just try to not talk to my parents as much.. im in grade ten and so far its working
#11
Quote by Ultimate_Gio92
amen, up till grade nine that was me, at grade nine i just try to not talk to my parents as much.. im in grade ten and so far its working

Amazing, I'm in grade 9 and make decent communication with them. Thanks for that one. But not just immediate family, even though they are the main culprit, I've got a few uncles and aunts that just don't lay off my back.
#12
My mom is the same way. She teases me endlessly about anyone of the male gender, even though I have a boyfriend, who she also teases me about.

I play piano and guitar.
Do you play piano?
Add me.
:]
#13
dude chill out, like your parents may annoy you, but its not a big deal. They just don't know any other way to like "be cool and talk to you"

If you want a good way to get back is to throw them off balance. Something like, yeah "her parents think we look good too"
and if your parents dont care about your vulgarity say something like
"yeah we look like a good couple in bed"

besides if your girlfriend is hot and your getting some? who cares?
Quote by kgesme21

Quote by Hsupernova

Oh yeah, and if guitar hero got you into the guitar? you're really playing for the wrong reasons.

there is no wrong reason to play a guitar, except for world enslavement and extermination of certain races, but those guys never make it big anyway.
#14
yeah i get that all the time too, i talk to a damn girl and there like oh is she your girlfriend
Quote by carmel_l
Frenchy's red.
Finally, true communism will ensue.
I think
E-Married to the very beautiful Epic_Cleavage also soon to be married to Epic_Cleavage, aka the beautiful Ms. Joanna Moore
#15
My family is the same way but more annoying. They always try to find out what's going on in my relationships which is why i don't ask many girls out. I only ask girls out only if i really like them. except this summer. we just met on the street and it just happened
If Rock is a life-style, then Metal's an addiction

Yelloooow!


Of The


UG Challenge

#16
Quote by algemar
dude chill out, like your parents may annoy you, but its not a big deal. They just don't know any other way to like "be cool and talk to you"

If you want a good way to get back is to throw them off balance. Something like, yeah "her parents think we look good too"
and if your parents dont care about your vulgarity say something like
"yeah we look like a good couple in bed"

besides if your girlfriend is hot and your getting some? who cares?

Whoa dude, you're off.
First, it's not just my parents, it's my extremely immature siblings who piss me off too. And I don't have a girlfriend! Otherwise I wouldn't be posting this, would I?
#17
just tell them to leave you the **** alone. you will get a girl when you get one
Quote by TinPants
ramen is the greatest achievement of mankind since pornographic photography.
#18
Happens to me all the time. Kinda get teased(im used to it though) I bring my girlfriend around my family as little as possible..
#19
Kinda motivational ideas/suggestions and tales. Great help, keep going!
#21
Kinda... my parents don't let me date, so i have to do it in secret. I would love for my parents to be like that rather than frown on dating until i'm in college.
Quote by Lil Macker
I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

Quote by brennsy
SathiaSun for president

Un-Banned! Boy, does it feel great to be back.
Join the Bear Grylls Foundation group!
#22
Quote by mart69
Whoa dude, you're off.
First, it's not just my parents, it's my extremely immature siblings who piss me off too. And I don't have a girlfriend! Otherwise I wouldn't be posting this, would I?


Yes. My younger sisters seem to think I want to go out with every damn girl I talk too. I've learned to just shut up about stuff that happened at school whenever I'm around them.
#23
^ yeah i shut up about it too, but they remember all the names they used to use before I shut up so they just keep using those.
#24
Well I only live with my mom, and she's really cool about my relationships, but when my brother was my age, and I was very young (about 5 years old-12 years old) I teased him about his girlfriend a LOT, and now they are married lol... So he gives me a LOT of crap about mine, just because he always said he will get me back for annoying him lol.

But for your situation, I would suggest making vulgar comments about looking even better together when you are naked, or something like that, if you wont get in trouble for it.
#25
Quote by turtlemcdoogle
go McGowan family on their asses

Rose McGowan? Cause she has noice titties.

And just tell your family to fuck off in a loving caring way.
#26
I would most certainly get in trouble for it. I live with an 8 year old.
#27
Quote by mart69
^ yeah i shut up about it too, but they remember all the names they used to use before I shut up so they just keep using those.


Try throwing them off with some weird shit. After they kept saying stuff like that I told them about the story I heard with some girl who got decapitated by her seatbelt and they never found the body. They stopped talking about stuff at school after that.
#28
everyone's mom does that, it's so annoying. i guess they think it's some kind of sick motherly joke or something. haha just the other week i my mom made me so mad with that i was about to punch her in the face.
#29
ok, just to get the record straight, the harrassers are:
Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, Uncle
#30
hold up
we have a psychology master in the house
what soulful advice have you great one?
#31
Aye, I think most of us have that issue. I don't mind it though, cause I just don't bring that stuff up up and they don't mention anything. Alas all that stuff is avoided.
High Cardinal of Zeppelinism PM TheHeartbreaker to join and
"Co-Founder (and Yoda) of the Star Wars Universe. PM me or SethMegadefan to join.


' " The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death"...'-p.269-Deathly Hallows
#32
Quote by mart69
ok, just to get the record straight, the harrassers are:
Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, Uncle


oh man i have the same exact relatives that do it except swap brother with grandma. my uncle calls me "tarzan", he always says crap like. "oooh boy you're wild like tarzan, i bet you get all the ladies. you probalby through wild parties huh?". umm excuse me what? i havent even had a party since i was 7 honestly. my grandama thinks that i cheat on my gfs, and my mom calls any girl that's my friend my girlfriend even right in front of them.

Quote by mart69
hold up
we have a psychology master in the house
what soulful advice have you great one?


i think everyone who has this problem just has a family that likes to fuck with them

either that or middle aged people are seriously retarded
#33
Yes, most of us obviously have this issue, but I seem to be the only one who gets held back by it.
#34
Try this formula:

"Oh yeah, [insert name here] your girlfriend reminds me of a [insert aquatic lifeform here] with a mean case of [insert mental illness here]!!"

That should do it.
We're only strays.
#35
Well look at it this way they can only tease you for so long.
Until they realize that if they don't stop. There won't be any grandkids to look for.
High Cardinal of Zeppelinism PM TheHeartbreaker to join and
"Co-Founder (and Yoda) of the Star Wars Universe. PM me or SethMegadefan to join.


' " The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death"...'-p.269-Deathly Hallows
#36
Quote by armon77
oh man i have the same exact relatives that do it except swap brother with grandma. my uncle calls me "tarzan", he always says crap like. "oooh boy you're wild like tarzan, i bet you get all the ladies. you probalby through wild parties huh?". umm excuse me what? i havent even had a party since i was 7 honestly. my grandama thinks that i cheat on my gfs, and my mom calls any girl that's my friend my girlfriend even right in front of them.


My sister and brother do what your mom does, my uncle is almost the same as yours, knowin all the modern cultural references.
#37
my mom does the exact same thing. she even called my friends mom and asked her if his sister would go out with me. its really embarassing to hang out there now.
Quote by Yakult
If I get a boner I generally pass out due to the massive amount of blood having to be redirected from my brain


Quote by DubStar92
I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
Page 1 of 2