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#1
Although, I'm not the biggest fan of rap, let's make a rap song with the coolest rhymes ever... keep original fools!

You can't get that bitch in motion,
All you've got's your dick in lotion.

OOOOoooHhhhhhhh!!
#2
tjbhdeath squad loves nuts like a squirrel
That boy jacks it to some sexy tubgirl.


Burninated.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#4
this thread sucks.

......ucks.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#5
i write what i write
and say what i say
but my thoughts come and go from day to day
so write it down now and save it for the ages
cause your only memory of me will be written on the pages
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When I wear it I have to fight off women with a stick. Ifyouknowwhatimean.

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Today, 2:51pm EST: Prodigy179 has officially hit puberty.

They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
#8
Quote by tortex199
I killed a goat
While watching Murder She Wrote


Those rhymes are tight yo.


this thread brings tEh fail
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#9
I yold ya momma that i aint her fatha
she dint believe me and now i singin dis rhyme yo

yo yo this is gangsta yo yo yo yo im yo fuk yo yo fuk lemme play with my yo yo fuk all you wigga fuk fuk fuk yo fuk yo
#10
tjbhdeath squad likes to make stupid threads
i think it's about time i put him to bed...s?
All this lame rhyming makes me sound retarded
or maybe i sound lame 'cuz i just farted
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#11
Today i looked in mirror and i changed shaped
thought it was the acid but it was too late
cause drugs already passed
and i didn't get some ass
should've put that rufie
in that blonde bitch's smoothie


o yea
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What a talented person.
#12
fail
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Cheers to you triple x maniac


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Wait, your dick is in a chick's ass, and you're complaining.

Its a sad, sad day.
#13
My dick is sore cuz I ****ed ur mom
............go go dick and dom

*rnb soul singer* in da bun-ga-looooowww
#14
With my pimps and my hoes and my handguns, OY!
the ladies love when i gyrate my ass in front of a graveyard
#15
ok maybe it's not such a bad thread...it's kinda amusing


i'm an awesome rapper named bobby Splax
you know what race doesn't like me? the blacks
It's 'cuz i'm half white and i'm half azn
when i rhyme up in here it's like an invasion

The new Coheed and Cambria album came out today
If anyone says that they sound gay
i'll kill you....yo yo yo
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#16
i heard chicks like guys that play guitar
so far it hasn't gotten me that far
girls always "eew" when i pass 'em by
i guess it's 'cuz i'm just too fly
I guess that's why i'm tryna rap now
just one question can i drop an "n" bomb now?

werd...dawg
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#17
yeah... turn up the bass
checkin it

UH!

UGH! YEAH
*song Name shouted loudly*

^that'll do for half the song if your RATM
#18
you cant hit me like a dutch when its too tight
im shinin a new light
on the music industry which currently isnt too bright
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It's a bat, a cyclops and an owl riding a pair of bicycles. Idiot.
#19
Quote by bobby_splax
i heard chicks like guys that play guitar
so far it hasn't gotten me that far
girls always "eew" when i pass 'em by
i guess it's 'cuz i'm just too fly
I guess that's why i'm tryna rap now
just one question can i drop an "n" bomb now?

werd...dawg



you can't rhyme far with far


you are totally not a nigga
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What a talented person.
#20
Quote by rockstar mace
you can't rhyme far with far


you are totally not a nigga


you cant rhyme far with nigga

you are totally not a nigga


SLAMMED
#22
Quote by John W
you cant rhyme far with nigga

you are totally not a nigga


SLAMMED


you can't rhyme nigga with nigga either
so if you wanna battle,i'll put you in a seizure


BIOTCH!!!!

(and yes this is an official rap battle dare)
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i can become erect whilst displeasing women




What a talented person.
#23
lol Whoa we got an official battle here


*human beat boxes* psshh buh psshh buh....buh buh...wikiwiki
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#24
Dem bitties and dem hos go wild for my rhymes
Matter fact, I screw yo momma all the time!

EAST SIIIIIIIDE!

*makes blood symbol with hands*
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


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#25
i got a newb here name John W
his rhymes stink like he's takin' a double poo...
the kid thinks that he can rap and that he's cool
but da ni-*bleep* can't and he's a fool
i'mma smack you up in yo jewels
just to show you that your one of the many tools
in my tool shed...beeoootccchhh
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#26
* Un Sa Cat Su Un Sa Cat Su Un Sa Cat Su * Human beat box.
the ladies love when i gyrate my ass in front of a graveyard
#27
Quote by rockstar mace
you can't rhyme nigga with nigga either
so if you wanna battle,i'll put you in a seizure


BIOTCH!!!!

(and yes this is an official rap battle dare)


**** you you piece of ****


Thats my line
#28
Quote by bobby_splax
i got a newb here name John W
his rhymes stink like he's takin' a double poo...
the kid thinks that he can rap and that he's cool
but da ni-*bleep* can't and he's a fool
i'mma smack you up in yo jewels
just to show you that your one of the many tools
in my tool shed...beeoootccchhh


Im just gonna continue slamming John W


yo uh...i can't hear my snare....


Theres this noob here that'll give you a quickie
he wont leave anything stickie
cause he'll swallow it all
he'll even take in your balls
his name John W


He thinks hes slick
cause he loves the dick
his name is John W!!!!!
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#29
Quote by rockstar mace
Im just gonna continue slamming John W


yo uh...i can't hear my snare....


Theres this noob here that'll give you a quickie
he wont leave anything stickie
cause he'll swallow it all
he'll even take in your balls
his name John W


He thinks hes slick
cause he loves the dick
his name is John W!!!!!

im telling on you
you piece of poo...
#30
Quote by John W
**** you you piece of ****


Thats my line

that doesn't rhyme
so why don't you give me a dime
bag so i can get as high as i am fly
i'm a pimp but you like to do a guy
like richard simmons
but me, i like my womens
like i like my 4chan jokes, stupid
and easy, maybe even sleezy
i'd best stop now 'cuz it's gettin' kinda cheezy

*drops mic with arm extended*
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#31
Quote by John W
im telling on you
you piece of poo...



oh come on i don't mean any harm
I'm just pulling your arm


cause your name is JOHN W!!!!!
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#32
Scene Kids Tired Gettin Picked On By Mean Kids
And I Id Hate To Be Obscene Kid
But Have You Seen My Penis?
I Know You Have Cause That **** Is Bomb
My Dicks Got More Friends Then Tom
These Scene Clubs I Run These
I Should Write A Book How To Be Scene For Dummies
#33
Mount Atropolis/Look out for the Apocolypse/Kill Ms. Crubopalis/ Nothing can be stoppin this/Floppin this/Watchin while you flockin it/droppin it/Do you spit or swallow it?/Pactically smashing dashing boards/Don't talk to me or I might just be scrathing yours/I wonder how this is sounding/Cash Rules Everything Around Me/ But maybe it's time to end this rhyme/But I remind you to bind your mind.

Bold = the rhyme

It could've been better, but my eyes hurt.
#34
Quote by rockstar mace
Im just gonna continue slamming John W


yo uh...i can't hear my snare....


Theres this noob here that'll give you a quickie
he wont leave anything stickie
cause he'll swallow it all
he'll even take in your balls
his name John W


He thinks hes slick
cause he loves the dick
his name is John W!!!!!

hahaha you win...i bow down to your epic..umm... black-ness?
we should start a rap group profile
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#35
Quote by bobby_splax
hahaha you win...i bow down to your epic..umm... black-ness?
we should start a rap group profile



hell yea!!!! i'll start it up !!!!
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#36
Quote by x/taluha
Scene Kids Tired Gettin Picked On By Mean Kids
And I Id Hate To Be Obscene Kid
But Have You Seen My Penis?
I Know You Have Cause That **** Is Bomb
My Dicks Got More Friends Then Tom
These Scene Clubs I Run These
I Should Write A Book How To Be Scene For Dummies

i thought you were a girl
but your really the she hulk
apart from your not as big and green
just the hermaphrodite part
#37
Quote by x/taluha
Scene Kids Tired Gettin Picked On By Mean Kids
And I Id Hate To Be Obscene Kid
But Have You Seen My Penis?
I Know You Have Cause That **** Is Bomb
My Dicks Got More Friends Then Tom
These Scene Clubs I Run These
I Should Write A Book How To Be Scene For Dummies



wow you thought noone would no that???

tits or gtfo
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#38
Im just gonna continue slamming John W


yo uh...i can't hear my snare....


Theres this noob here that'll give you a quickie
he wont leave anything stickie
cause he'll swallow it all
he'll even take in your balls
his name John W


He thinks hes slick
cause he loves the dick
his name is John W!!!!!


Ay yo
I sit back with this pack of zigzags
And this bag of this weed
It gives me the **** needed to be
The most meanest emcee on this - on this earth
Cause since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just cursed
And just blurt this bezerk and bizarre **** that works
And it sells and it helps in its self
To relieve all this tension dispensing me
Sentence is getting it, stress has been eating me recently
All through this chest and I rest to get peacefully
But at least have the decency in you to leave me alone
When you freaks see me out in the streets when I'm eating or feedin' my daughter
To not come and speak to me
I don't know you and no I don't owe you a mother****in thing
I'm not Mr. NSYNC and I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly
I can be a prick, if you tip me my tank is on empty
No patience is in me and if you offend me I'm lifting you ten feet
In the air, I don't care who was there and who saw me just jaw you
Go call you a lawyer file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of arguing - I don't mean to mean but it's all I can be
It's just me

And I am
Whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the papers, the news, everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam

Cause I am
Whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the papers, the news, everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
With all of this nonsense it's constant
And "oh it's just lyrical content!"
The song "Guilty Conscience" has gotten such rotten responses
And all of this controversy circles me
And it seems like the media immediately points a finger at me
So I point one back at 'em
But not the index or the pinky or the ring or the thumb
It's the one you put up when you don't give a ****
When you won't just put up with the bull**** they pull
Cause they full of **** too
When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up your school
And they blame it on Marilyn - and the heroin
Where were the parents at?
And look at where it's at middle America
Now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see
An upper class city having this happening
Then attack Eminem cause I rap this way
But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel
That I need for the fire to burn and it's burnin' and I have returned

And I am
Whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the papers, the news, everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam

Cause I am
Whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the papers, the news, everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

I'm so sick and tired of being admired
That I wish that I would just die or get fired
And drop from my label and stop with the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top what my name is
And pigeon holdin' to some poppy sensations
They cop me rotation at Rock 'N' Roll stations
And I just do not have the patience
To deal with this cocky Caucasians
Who think I'm some wigga who just tries to be black
Cause I talk with an accent and grab on my balls
So they always keep asking the same ****ing questions
What school did I go to?
What hood I grew up in?
The why? The who, what?
When and where and the how?
Till I'm grabbing my hair and I'm tearing it out
You've been driving me crazy, I can't take it
I'm racing, I'm pacing, I stand and I sit
And I'm thankful for every fan that I get
But I can't take a **** in the bathroom
Without someone standing by it
No I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole
I'm glad cause

And I am
Whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the papers, the news, everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam

Cause I am
Whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the papers, the news, everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am


pretty sucky but i came up with it in like 5 mins
#39
Quote by rockstar mace
hell yea!!!! i'll start it up !!!!

Look at the groups in my sig.
#40
Quote by John W
i thought you were a girl
but your really the she hulk
apart from your not as big and green
just the hermaphrodite part


Hey, kid, none of your lines rhyme
You wanna go, you filthy puddle of slime
I'll mess you up, I'll make you lower than grime
I'll smoke your ass like Optimus Prime
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!