#1
Well today my whole Honors English and Social Studies class went on a trip, 50 people, mostly girls, and we were all gossiping on the bus, and it comes out that i dont have my V Card. i say "yeah, i dont have it, so whattt?", but then it comes out that every other ****ing person in my class has theirs!

ahhh!

so, what can i do to cut down on the awkwardness?
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#2
Don't you not want your V card? Becuase if you have it then you're still a virgin. Once you "lose" or don't have your V card, you're not a virgin.
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#3
yeah, im the unvirgin in the sea of virgins, and its awkwarddddd
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#5
I can't get rid of my V-card. I use it like a business card nowadays, with my number on it, and best times to reach me.


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is this jut your way of telling the internetz dat you've had teh sexz??!??!

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#6
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is this jut your way of telling the internetz dat you've had teh sexz??!??!

hahah

well then just laugh at them because they all still have theirs. How old are you by chance?
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#8
im 15
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#9
Ya then laugh at them. People at my school who are 15 and aren't virgins aren't made fun of there looked up to.
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#10
I think calling it a "v-card" is just as lame as trying to brag about it on the internet.


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#11
WTF is a v-card

valentines day was like 7 months ago or somethin
#13
You would fit right in my school and my last school.

If you're a virgin, it's basically considered awkward.

I'm an awkward one.
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