#1
I have to write a story for English about a time I had a close shave, a time I just barely missed getting in trouble. It can be fictional, so what I want from you guys are suggestions of things I could write about. They could be personal experiences or fictional, I don’t care, but they need to be safe for a CATHOLIC SCHOOL teacher to read. So no “I thought she was pregnant” or “my dad walked in on us having sex but I shoved her under the bed before he figured it out” or “I was so baked that I didn’t see my great uncle getting ready to rape me”

Thanks in advance.
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#2
“I was so baked that I didn’t see my great uncle getting ready to rape me”

What? How did you even think that up... unless it wasn't fictional...
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#3
It was just a joke... cuz people on here will say some weird crap sometimes.
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#4
AAHahhahaah!!!! I love that. so baked...

Hmmm I almost got pulled over for speeding, but it turns out the cop passed me and got the guy in front
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#5
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“I was so baked that I didn’t see my great uncle getting ready to rape me”

What? How did you even think that up... unless it wasn't fictional...

lol
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i think someone is coming out of the closet
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AAHahhahaah!!!! I love that. so baked...

Hmmm I almost got pulled over for speeding, but it turns out the cop passed me and got the guy in front


Heeeeyyy... that's good. I'm actually just learning to drive, it'd be believable...
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#8
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Good story but prolly not... he didn't actually get out of trouble, he got into even bigger trouble.
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#9
"once, i was so stoned that i nearly decided to play a squier guitar, but thankfully i found the lord, and was saved

best one right there
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#10
I'm usually a good driver, but I needed to get somewhere, so I sped. I saw the cop lights and I knew I was fuc*** but it turns out the cop went right past me and busted the guy in front of me for something else
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"once, i was so stoned that i nearly decided to play a squier guitar, but thankfully i found the lord, and was saved

best one right there


Shut up. My guitar is a Squier

And it sucks. I thought it was okay until I played a real fender... oh my god, the difference... the amazingness....
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#12
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holy ****, i remember that thread from back when it was relatively new and now its an epic biography. after reading the 85 pages of summary id hate to be in that situation with all the details filled in. sucks to be him..sucks to be her even more
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#13
I just had to customize the **** out of mine. Humbuckers, tapping, all new pots and electronics, scalloping, wilkenson tremolo, Locking tuners....
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#14
Mine's actually got a nice trem and locking tuners.... actually, it's pretty good except there's a kink in the neck which would require major surgery to repair and I just can't stand to pay for a 70 dollar procedure for a 150 dollar guitar... the kink in the neck prevents pull offs past 17... sucks for me. I'm saving up for in Ibanez or something.
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#15
Yeah, mine needs a new neck, and since I've put 300 into it or so, why not get a custom warmoth neck. The body is alder so what ever
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#16
One time, when I was young, I tried to steal a cookie from the cookie jar, and I stealthily walked away I noticed my mom starting to turn around. I actually did a barrel roll to get away.

That's a true story.
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#17
wow, this thread has really gotten off topic...

not that ill be the one to bring it back though...
#18
i had a ****load of weed, a lighter, and my pipe in one of my drawers, i took it out and put it in my bag cuz i was going to my friends house tomorrow and then about 5 minutes later my dad went through my drawer looking for something.
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One time, when I was young, I tried to steal a cookie from the cookie jar, and I stealthily walked away I noticed my mom starting to turn around. I actually did a barrel roll to get away.

That's a true story.



anything for cookies. thats the spirit

um...i cant remember any right now but um...many times, when i was watching pr0n...my mom barged in...but my catlike reflexes saved me lol
#20
How hilarious would it be if I actually turned in a 3 page essay about how my catlike reflexes managed to save me from getting caught watching porn?

excerpt

"Suddenly, the door to my room opened. Mom entered like an angry warrior. My hand moved in a generally diagonal pattern to the x at the corner of the video player. If I could... just... get there... in time..."

Starring Master Blaster, and Mel Gibson...
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