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ok this is what happened i was in the parkinglot of our football feild and the whole team was out there playin around b-4 practice one day and i was talkin to one of my friends and i turned around and one of my other friends is running at me with a boxing glove on and punches me right in the soft part of my chest and i passed out but in the prosses of falling down i hit my face on the bumper of someones truck and gave myself a black eye then my knees got cut up and i slamed my elbow and head on the concrete sooo im layin there and when i finaly come to i see one kid standin over mee and he is about to hit me in the balls lol so i was like WTF lol and i finaly figure out were i was and what the hell i was doin on the ground in the middle of this random parking lot and it fianly came back to me and i had a giant head ach, my elbow hurt, my knees hurt, and my balls hurt it tuned out that someone hit them when i was outa it OUCH!! lol and now i am tryin to figure away to pay him back what do you think
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#4
dude, saran wrap his car if he has one, and trust me, in the heat, it will start to melt...if not, just do the same he did to you, but 10x worse.
#5
b-4 ??????

You must have very good grades in grammar

keep it up
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#6
so paybacks a BTC


does that stand for bite the cat or something






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#7
1.) Kidnap him
2.) ???????
3.) Profit
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so paybacks a BTC


does that stand for bite the cat or something



yeah you're right

WTf does BTC mean?
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#10
I'd offer advice if I wasn't pissed off at your horrible writing skills.
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#12
Grammar is also a B.T.C.
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ok this is what happened i was in the parkinglot of our football feild and the whole team was out there playin around b-4 practice one day and i was talkin to one of my friends and i turned around and one of my other friends is running at me with a boxing glove on and punches me right in the soft part of my chest and i passed out but in the prosses of falling down i hit my face on the bumper of someones truck and gave myself a black eye then my knees got cut up and i slamed my elbow and head on the concrete sooo im layin there and when i finaly come to i see one kid standin over mee and he is about to hit me in the balls lol so i was like WTF lol and i finaly figure out were i was and what the hell i was doin on the ground in the middle of this random parking lot and it fianly came back to me and i had a giant head ach, my elbow hurt, my knees hurt, and my balls hurt it tuned out that someone hit them when i was outa it OUCH!!


Wow. That entire part is one long run-on sentence.
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What is a BTC

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#16
an eye for an eye. ;]
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#18
Allow me to translate from dumbassish to English:

Okay, this is what happened, I was in the parking lot of our football field, and the whole team was out there playing around before practice one day, and I was talking to one of my friends and i turned around and one of my other friends is running at me with a boxing glove on, and punches me right in the soft part of my chest. I passed out, but in the process of falling down, I hit my face on the bumper of someone's truck and gave myself a black-eye. Then my knees got cut up and I slammed my elbow and head on the concrete. So I'm laying there and when I finally come to, I see one kid standing over me, and he was about to hit me in the balls. (lol) So I was in shock, and i finally figure out where I was, and what the hell I was doing on the ground in the middle of this random parking lot, and it finally came back to me, and I had a giant head ache. My elbow hurt, my knees hurt, and my balls hurt. It turned out that someone hit my balls when I was out of it--OUCH!! And now I am trying to figure out a way to pay him back. What do you think?

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What is a BTC

I won't be able to sleep if i don't know what btc means


bite the cat
bite the chalupa
be the car






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Allow me to translate from dumbassish to English:

Okay, this is what happened, I was in the parking lot of our football field, and the whole team was out there playing around before practice one day, and i was talking to one of my friends and i turned around and one of my other friends is running at me with a boxing glove on, and punches me right in the soft part of my chest. I passed out but in the process of falling down, I hit my face on the bumper of someone's truck and gave myself a black-eye. Then my knees got cut up and i slammed my elbow and head on the concrete. So I'm laying there and when i finally come to, I see one kid standing over me, and he was about to hit me in the balls. (lol) So i was in shock, and i finally figure out where I was, and what the hell i was doing on the ground in the middle of this random parking lot, and it finally came back to me, and i had a giant head ache. My elbow hurt, my knees hurt, and my balls hurt it turned out that someone hit them when i was out of it--OUCH!! And now I am trying to figure out a way to pay him back. What do you think?

I did the best I could.



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over mee and he is about to hit me in the balls lol so i was like WTF lol



Im still laughing.

I don't understand why you were though?

You almost just lost your future children and the best way you can epitomize your feelings is "WTF lol"?
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#25
Tell him your power level is maximum and he will pee himself.

That or just drag him into an alley and beat the living dogs*** out of him. That's what I'd do.
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Fu*k yeah what?

I'm pathetic or he has a good grammar
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#28
Don't touch that guy's car. That's the pussiest thing in the world to do. Messing with somebody's car is simply wrong, and if I caught someone doing something to my car I'd do far worse bodily harm to them than if they had tried messing with me personally. Probably something involving a tire iron.

Now, you say a friend did this to you? Some friend... well if you do consider him a friend, sucker punch him at some unexpected, but hilarious moment. Go shopping with him and right when he's checking out, slam his head into the register and run away.
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Im still laughing.

I don't understand why you were though?

You almost just lost your future children and the best way you can epitomize your feelings is "WTF lol"?



Seriously, can't you be more mature and maybe tell some adult about it. Since it was on school grounds he could probably get into some trouble for it. What kind of friends are you hanging out with? BTW, since that advice won't get taken, just wait till he has his back to you and if possible try to kick him in the back of the balls. Hurts the worst.
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#31
buy a little thing of the worlds hottest sauce [hot ass habenero sauce] and rub a little bit on random places he is gonna touch. i.e. steering wheel, door handle, soda can, pen etc. by the end of the day, hes gonna be in pain.

and tell him that he has something under his eye, or anywhere else on his face.

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#33
split his skull with a bat.
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#34
^he has a good idea.
just ****ing kick his ass for being such a prick of a friend.
what kind of friend would intentionally knock you out and do all this **** to you, and you're
somewhat okay with it?! you suck at life im sorry to say.
seriously, just ****ing kick his gay ass and don't be friends anymore.
that's a ****ed up thing he did to you.
if you can't/don't want to fight, then shoot him or stab him, or do what remember said and split his skull with a bat.
this place is ALMOST as bad as 4chan.
it's 4chan with out the intense cursing/racism(or any bad -ism word)
and guys, it's the ****ing pit, AND it's a forum nonetheless, of guitar players.
if you don't like the grammar, then go to a goddamn english forum ass.
we're not here to spell good for you one time.
and Schneider, you used the grammar, that of which is used by a retard, the day you
posted that thread when you were locked down in your school.
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#35
well he is one of my friends and he did it by accedent and idont ****in care if i have bad grammer u stupid fagits, B*T*H is bItcH dumbasses and i am jus tryin to find a funny way to get back at him
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well he is one of my friends and he did it by accedent and idont ****in care if i have bad grammer u stupid fagits, B*T*H is bItcH dumbasses and i am jus tryin to find a funny way to get back at him


How do you knock someone out and punch them in the babymakers "by accident"?
#37
Kikc them where it urts the most. But please for the love of god. Learn proper grammar. Also learn to spell.
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well he is one of my friends and he did it by accedent and idont ****in care if i have bad grammer u stupid fagits, B*T*H is bItcH dumbasses and i am jus tryin to find a funny way to get back at him


Once again,

Well, he is one of my friends, and he did it by accident, and I don't fucking care if I have bad grammar, You raging homosexuals.
Bitch is bitch dumb-asses. I am just trying to find a funny way to get back at him.

I tried.
#39
sounds like you're friend beat the **** out of you... i don't care if he's joking or not that's messed up.

Ordnarily I'd say violence isn't the answer but in this case return the favor and call it post-self-defense.
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1.) Kidnap him
2.) Rape him
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