#1
I took a bag of French Vanilla coffee beans from my mom's coffee-jar, and I've been eating them like popcorn.

Am I going to die?
#2
they sell chocolate covered coffee beans so surely they're ok to eat like that
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#3
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Am I going to die?





I don't know why, but this made me giggle like a school girl. Thank you.


Oh, and yes. You will be dead within the hour. Again, thanks for the laugh though.
#4
have ur mom go to the grocery store man. u don't have to live like this.
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#5
Have I eaten coffee beans? No, but I likely would if Dethklok told me to.
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#6
well everyones going to die sometime.....
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#7
if you dip you're coffee beans in diet coke,yes you will die
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#8
No, they won't kill you... >_<

The caffeine should get you pretty wired for a while though.
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#10
Yeah, I had one before and it was nasty.
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#13
When i was 6, my brother convinced me it was chocolate.
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#14
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Have I eaten coffee beans? No, but I likely would if Dethklok told me to.


beat me to it, this is such a Dethklok thread.
#15
I do that all the time man.
Unfortunately, I've died every time .
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#17
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if you dip you're coffee beans in diet coke,yes you will die

OH NOOOO!!!

I'm drinking regular coke, is that the same?

dude im only 17, too young to die..
#18
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OH NOOOO!!!

I'm drinking regular coke, is that the same?

dude im only 17, too young to die..


they both are very dangerous you should drink pepsi instead
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#19
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dude im only 17, too young to die..


You know, there are children in China who would love to have your 17 years.
#20
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what about africa you racist freak


just kidding, I love you
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#21
You have to eat so many of those coffee beans to actually have them keep you up. A handful isn't really going to do it.
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#22
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You have to eat so many of those coffee beans to actually have them keep you up. A handful isn't really going to do it.

What are you saying? A handful of beans makes a pot of coffee!

He "eats them like popcorn". I think he could easily get wired.
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#23
Regular coke is the nectar of the elite
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Regular coke is the nectar of the elite


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#25
I dunno, but the chocolate covered coffee beans did hardly anything for me. Maybe I was just way too exhausted.
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#26
No. You will not die. I snorted granulated coffee and im still here.

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#27
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they sell chocolate covered coffee beans so surely they're ok to eat like that


Hey that's what I thought of when I saw this thread.
They taste great, the chocolate covered ones anyway.w
#28
I ate a proper handful of the Bailey's irish Cream coffee Beans. They have a strange taste of Bailey's about them.

Other than that, ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. The most bitter, sour and unpleasant thing I've ever tasted.
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#30
i think they taste horrible when eaten, you might as well just make coffee...

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i think they taste horrible when eaten, you might as well just make coffee...

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#32
what the heck is a french vanilla bean?
btw i just eat coffe beans raw sometimes, i reaally like the flavour.
and i also eat bamboo toothpicks and icecubes!
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