#1
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Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard
and lo they reply " 'Tis better than thine...
"Verily, 'tis better than thine!"
I could apprentice thee, but I wouldst levy a fee


I can't think of anything, but I wanna hear more!
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#2
Not so much posh as in ye olde Englishe.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#3
My girlfriend speaks like that.

She says 'swollen' funny.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#4
Quote by bow3022

Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard
and lo they reply " 'Tis better than thine...
"Verily, 'tis better than thine!"
I could apprentice thee, but I wouldst levy a fee


FUKKEN SIGGED!
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


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#5
My friend made me write one for her, so I tried to do You're My Best friend by Queen.

Oh, thou maketh me live
Whatever the land may offer thy
Tis' thou, thoust all that thy notice
Oh, thou maketh me live now, mine wife
Oh, thou maketh me live

Oh, thou the best friend
That thy ever had
Thy been in relations with thou such a lenthy time
Thou my sunshine
And thy want thou to know
That thy feelings are trueth
Thy really loveth thou
Oh, thou thy best friend


It sucks, I know.
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Bill Hicks rules.


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#8
ARGH, can anyone help me? I have a request for hot in herre by nelly....


Hot in.....
So hot in herre.....
So hot in.....

[Nelly]
I was like, good gracious ass bodacious
Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces
Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)
Lookin for the right time to flash them keys
Then um I'm leavin, please believin
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin for
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use

[Hook x2]
(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes

I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off

[Nelly]
Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles
What good is all the fame if you aint ****in the models
I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle
And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles
Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it
Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it
Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it
I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it
Warm, sweatin its hot up in this joint
VOKAL tanktop, on at this point
Your with a winner so baby you cant loose
I got secrets cant leave Cancun
So take it off like your home alone
You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone
Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend,
like "girl I think my butt gettin big"

[Hook x2]

(Nelly hang all out)
Mix a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
Give a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
With a little bit a ah, ah
And a sprinkle a that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah

[Nelly]
Stop placin, time wastin
I gotta a friend with a pole in the basement (What?)
I'm just kiddin like Jason (Oh)
Unless you gon' do it
Extra, extra eh, spread the news
Nelly took a trip from the Lunner to Neptune
Came back with somethin thicker than fittin in sasoons
Say she like to think about cuttin in restrooms

[Hook x4]

(Nelly hang all out)
Mix a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
Give a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
With a little bit of ah, ah
And a sprinkle of that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah


This is going to take me ages.
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#9
A parody I wrote on "Hotel California"

In a cheap french restaurant, Wanting something to eat
Warm smell of french fries, and some french style meat
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a waiter's back
My stomach groweld and made some weird noises
I had to get something to snack
Their he stood in the kitchen
I heard his knife coming down
And I was thinking to myself,
Why did he looked like that killer clown
Then he opened a bottle and poured a clear substence in
There were voices around the restaurant
And I cleary heard them say

Order some, mashed up potatos
Such a lovely meal(such a lovely meal)
Will make you appeal
You never get tired of them, mashed up potatoes
It's the only meal(the only meal)
That wont kill you here
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#10
I'm terribly sorry but hot in..... soh hot in herre.....
soh hot in.....

[nelly] i was fancy, spiffing gracious reaaar end bodacious,
flirtatcious, trying to show thou faces,
lookin for the appropriate time to flash mine keys
Then one is leaving, please believe thy good sir
thy and thou rest of one's heahthens check it, got it locked at the top of ye olde four seasons penthouse, roof top, birds one feeding seed no deceiving, nothing up one's long sleeve,
no teasing i needeth thou, one's old bean, to mustah up on thou dance floor, give that chap what he asking for because one feel fancy bustin loose and one feel fancy touchin thou, one's old bean, and can't nobody stop the juice so baby tell thy what's the use

[hoohk x2] (thy said) it's getting rather hot in there (so hot) so take of all thou garments, thoust is gettin so hot, one fancies ah take one's clothes off [nelly]

why thou, at ye olde public house if thou, one's old bean, aint poppin the bottles what spiffing is all the fame if you, ain't bloomin' the queen, thy see thou, stylin', thou horse n carrrrrrt, aint hittin the wippin' and one slow down, and do a gallop, leaneth down and goggles get off the pathway, on thy side and paaarked it, ash treay, flip mighty gate, time to spaaark thy horse, gucci collaaar for sixpence, got out and walketh it, I spit proper because dearest one can't chin wag it, waaarm, sweating its hot up in ye manor, loud prostitute, on at this point, thou with ah performer for thy money so baby you, can't be unsatisfied with thee, i have mine secrets, and thine cannot leave Cancun, so take it off fancy being in thou mansion alone, you knoweth, dance in front your looking glass while dictating on thou monogram, checkin your reflection and tellin you're astounding daaarrrling, like "girl one think one's butt gettin big"

[hoohk x2] (nelly hang all out) mix ah little bit ah ah, ah with ah little bit ah ah, ah (nelly fie fall out) give ah little bit ah ah, ah with ah little bit ah ah, ah (nelly hang all out) with ah little bit ah ah, ah and ah sprinkle ah that ah, ah
(nelly fie fall out) i fancy it when thou, one's old bean, ah, ah girl, baby make it ah, ah

[nelly] stopp placin, time wastin i gottah an acquintence daaarrrling with ah pole in thy basement (what?) i'm fie kiddin fancy jason (oh) unless thou, one's old bean, gon' do it extrah, extrah thy, spread thee news nelly took ah trip from Britain to New World, came back with somethin golder than thee fittin in ye olde salloon, say thou fancy to think about mating in thee restrooms?

[hoohk x4] (nelly hang all out) mix ah little bit of ah, ah with ah little bit of ah, ah (nelly fie fall out) give ah little bit of ah, ah with ah little bit of ah, ah (nelly hang all out) with ah little bit of ah, ah and ah sprinkle of that ah, ah (nelly fie fall out) i fancy it when you, one's old bean, ah, ah girl, baby make it ah, ah
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#11
Amun
Lord of the gods
Thou who art of the four rams heads upon thy neck
Thou standest upon the spine of the crocodile fiends
To thine sides are the dog headed apes
The transformed spirits of the dawn

Oh, wait... Dammit.
I'm a communist. Really.
#12
If thee should haven thy wasted days back, please
I'd shall rather use them to rather get back on my dearest track
Tried to bloody warn, old boy
Karma's quite toasting
Do please look ahead but rather keep on turning, i say

Do thy have thee stringth, or shall i rather do I let go?
Can I wacker find it inside to flippin' do what I should have known, dearest boy?
Can thy pleeease have thy rather wasted days back, sir?
I'd cheeryly use them to get back on my good gracious track

You'd rather live it or quite rather lie it
You oh my live it or oh my lie it
You Tea Jenkins? live it or Tea Jenkins? lie it
You live it or you ruddy good god lie it

My rather mediocre lifestyle determines my rather amusing deathstyle
My rather mediocre lifestyle determines rather amusingly my deathstyle

Keep ruddy searching
Keep on ruddy searching old boy
This search goes on, i do say
This search goes on, i'd rather not say, old chap.
Keep ruddy searching
Keep on ruddy searching
This search goes on, i do say
On and quite on, please gracious sir.

Frantic-tickity-tickity-tickity-tickity-toc
Frantic-tickity-tickity-tickity-tickity-toc
Frantic-tickity-tickity-tickity-tickity-toc
Frantic-tickity-tickity-tickity-tickity-toc, I DO SAY SO GOOD SIR!!!
#14
Two score detectives this week already i say
Two score detectives doth here.
Strolling down the street which is called love
Is strolling really so unamiable?
Can I get mine co-dependant please now old boy?

Hump thee bump, oh i do say!
Bump thee hump, oh my Lord!
Hump thee bump, now come now

Oh no!

Hump thee bump, oh i do say!
Bump thee hump, oh my Lord!
Hump thee bump, now come now

Bump bump.

It must have been five score miles,
Or any of a five score styles.
It's not about the smile you doth wear but
The way, in which, we **** out!

When I was a lonely soul,
Combing two beaches old boy,
Doth anyone see thine sky?
I say, I'm wide away.

I'm on the job as we speak.
I doth work thine belle du monde.
Believe in the havoc we doth wreak.
Believing, is that really incorrect?
Can I get my co-dependant please now old chap?

Hump thee bump, oh i do say!
Bump thee hump, oh my Lord!
Hump thee bump, now come now

Hump thee bump, oh i do say!
Bump thee hump, oh my Lord!
Hump thee bump, now come now

Bump bump.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#15
Popular childhood hero that promiscuous woman!
There's only one girl in the world for you
and she probably lives in Tahiti.
#17
Quote by Moggan13
If thee should haven thy wasted days back, please
I'd shall rather use them to rather get back on my dearest track
Tried to bloody warn, old boy
Karma's quite toasting
Do please look ahead but rather keep on turning, i say

Do thy have thee stringth, or shall i rather do I let go?
Can I wacker find it inside to flippin' do what I should have known, dearest boy?
Can thy pleeease have thy rather wasted days back, sir?
I'd cheeryly use them to get back on my good gracious track

You'd rather live it or quite rather lie it
You oh my live it or oh my lie it
You Tea Jenkins? live it or Tea Jenkins? lie it
You live it or you ruddy good god lie it

My rather mediocre lifestyle determines my rather amusing deathstyle
My rather mediocre lifestyle determines rather amusingly my deathstyle

Keep ruddy searching
Keep on ruddy searching old boy
This search goes on, i do say
This search goes on, i'd rather not say, old chap.
Keep ruddy searching
Keep on ruddy searching
This search goes on, i do say
On and quite on, please gracious sir.

Frantic-tickity-tickity-tickity-tickity-toc
Frantic-tickity-tickity-tickity-tickity-toc
Frantic-tickity-tickity-tickity-tickity-toc
Frantic-tickity-tickity-tickity-tickity-toc, I DO SAY SO GOOD SIR!!!

Well its an improvement on the original, so I'll give you 50 points just for sheer improvment

/judging
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


XBL: huffy409
#18
Kankuro's baaaack!

Elevate the ceiling!
There's only one girl in the world for you
and she probably lives in Tahiti.
#19
^ Yeah, being banned was hellish. ... Dost thou know what bannanation is like?
666 BRO
#20
Nay, I say. I have yet to experience that act.

What acts art thou participating in?
Nary, being in existence at the Holiday Inn.
Who accompanies you?
My jolly chaps and I. Have four of your chaps as your accompaniment.
There's only one girl in the world for you
and she probably lives in Tahiti.
#21
I canth barely suppress mine upmost elation!
MY BLOOD ISth RACING AS ONE STRIKE THE LIDth
a quick pryth of the casket reveals her body, paralyzedth
so longth I've waited for this moment,
to thrustth my fingers deep insideth!

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