#1
ok who loves big macs.
heres the recipe for big mac sauce!
1/4 tsp salt
10 tsp sweet pickles
1 tbsp finely chopped onion
1 tsp sugar
1/2 cup quality mayo
2 tbsp french dressing
1 tsp vinegar

enjoy!
#2
OH GOOD LORD HOLY MOTHER ****ING **** ON AN ANNOITED ROD IN THE SACRED HANDZORZ OF JESUS H CHRIST ON A BIKE!!!!

It still won't taste entirely like a big mac. You need that special beef which they put in. McDonalds beef seems awfully dry. I bet they buy freeze dried burgers and soak them.
#3
You forgot the animal semen.
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#5
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OH GOOD LORD HOLY MOTHER ****ING **** ON AN ANNOITED ROD IN THE SACRED HANDZORZ OF JESUS H CHRIST ON A BIKE!!!!

It still won't taste entirely like a big mac. You need that special beef which they put in. McDonalds beef seems awfully dry. I bet they buy freeze dried burgers and soak them.


Recipe:
Two teaspoons of cow ****
A dead rat
7 teaspoons of salt (this is the bold part)
Any of the less desirable parts of the cow
A small amount of pigeon carcass
+Whatever else manages to creep into MacDonalds factories.
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Recipe:
Two teaspoons of cow ****
A dead rat
7 teaspoons of salt (this is the bold part)
Any of the less desirable parts of the cow
A small amount of pigeon carcass
+Whatever else manages to creep into MacDonalds factories.

No animal semen?
#7
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No animal semen?


Not in the beef no. Only the sauce. Speaking of animal semen, have you ever watched Van Wilder?
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Not in the beef no. Only the sauce. Speaking of animal semen, have you ever watched Van Wilder?

yes! that is the most hilariously cruel prank in the world!
#13
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mm mom number 2 always makes me big macs
...

mom number 2? who are you, milhouse van houten?
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erm...

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My, isn't this fun .
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- Peter Petrelli.

My, isn't this fun .


"Shave the Cheerleader, Save the world"

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#17
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"Shave the Cheerleader, Save the world"

-Me, just then.


we have an hero!!??!
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#18
but the sauce is orange in color. but according to the ingreds, it would be white i think. am i right??
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#19
Oh dear, did I just stumble into another conspiracy?


Last time I did that JFK ended up dead.
#20
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Recipe:
Two teaspoons of cow ****
A dead rat
7 teaspoons of salt (this is the bold part)
Any of the less desirable parts of the cow
A small amount of pigeon carcass
+Whatever else manages to creep into MacDonalds factories.

I think i just shat my pants from 'lol'ing so hard!!! *sniffs* ... Yep!
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#21
you need to put sugar on the bread buns as well
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#23
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OH GOOD LORD HOLY MOTHER ****ING **** ON AN ANNOITED ROD IN THE SACRED HANDZORZ OF JESUS H CHRIST ON A BIKE!!!!

It still won't taste entirely like a big mac. You need that special beef which they put in. McDonalds beef seems awfully dry. I bet they buy freeze dried burgers and soak them.


pretty sure they salt their burgers, I know wendys does
just throw some salt on the biatchhhh while you're cookin it
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#25
Shagging the cheerleader would save my world.

I'm addicted to heroes though, I'm not taking the mickey!

What I want to know wrt Big Macs is why if my mum makes me an awesome looking burger, or if I go into a decent pub and pay a lot of money for a really good looking burger does it never taste as good as a big mac? Animal semen cant be that nice...
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#26
i have been looking for this everywhere, do you have the kfc recipe for mayo in burgers?
#27
Why would I go through all that effort when I can just buy one for lunch?

And burgers never taste as good as they do at McDonalds. I don't care about what crap they put in there - it tastes nice and I enjoy eating it. I'm not unhealthy, so I don't have a problem with it.
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#28
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I'm not unhealthy, so I don't have a problem with it.


*Ahem*

. . .
#31
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but the sauce is orange in color. but according to the ingreds, it would be white i think. am i right??

nah its like, yellow. and to the guy about a kfc recipe no, i dont have it. the only reason i have this one is because it was in a magazine that i got ages ago.
#32
Their burgers have been getting dry, and the McDonalds's in my town always just sloppily throw them together.
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#33
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Their burgers have been getting dry, and the McDonalds's in my town always just sloppily throw them together.

lol, every mcdonalds does.
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mom number 2? who are you, milhouse van houten?



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#36
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I prefer KFC
and who the hell is going to make a Big Mac at home?
you make proper food at home....


KFC is actually less healthy, and whilst that doesn't stop me, I always find bones in my burgers and/or twisters. Bad luck or bad cooking? I don't know. Point is I don't go there often.
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