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#1
The time has come to find the heaviest UGer!!!


state ur weight fat boy's...
#3
13st 8lb
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#5
I'm just over 10st

Beat you to it Jawkster!!!

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#9
270 lbs
EQUIPMENT:
Squire P-bass - d'addario EXL230
Fender rumble 15
Epiphone Thunder Bird Reverse IV - Ernie ball super slinky
Vibe V-40b
Jerzey Acoustic bass - d'addario EXL190
KORG AX10B Bass Modeling signal Processor
Russian Big Muff
#11
been a while since i last weighed my self but i'm only guessing i haven't pu ton any weight or i'v lost a bit.. i'd say somewhere around 63Kg
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#13
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I may not be the fattest, but I bet I have the most disproportionate belly.

Seriously, it looks like a starving child-belly.




That's the funniest thing I've read all day

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#14
was 16st three weeks ago, now am 15st 4lbs.....ROCK ON!
Epiphone Dot-335
Fender USA Tele
'82 30th anniversary Les Paul goldtop
1965 pre-CBS Fender Jaguar

Crybaby
TS-9
turbo rat
Ge-7
+many more

Fender Twin Reverb
King's Full-tube 100 watt half stack. - £300
#15
13ish stone at 6 foot 4. I've got money riding on Metal Claw to win this.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#16
17stone on the dot, mainly muscle according to my trainer

Gibson Buckethead Les Paul & Peter Frampton Les Paul
Dean Razorback Slime Bumblebee
Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier
EHX Memory Man/Hazarai
Digitch Whammy
Sovtek Straight 4x12
Herdim Picks
Laney Linebacker 50 Reverb
MXR Phase 90
#17
Quote by Ed Hunter
13ish stone at 6 foot 4. I've got money riding on Metal Claw to win this.


they aren't pictures of him.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#19
im 16, 5ft 9 inches tall and i weigh 6 stone. Im so ****ing fat!!! I hate myself being this huge . Im gonna go puke up my lunch
"If you want beef, then bring the ruckus." - Marilyn Monroe
#20
Quote by USCENDONE BENE
im 16, 5ft 9 inches tall and i weigh 6 stone. Im so ****ing fat!!! I hate myself being this huge . Im gonna go puke up my lunch


ye u better fatty!
#24
Quote by pfa
ye u better fatty!

haha im actually 9 and a half stone...im REALLY huge
"If you want beef, then bring the ruckus." - Marilyn Monroe
#25
I'm around 6ft and 3 quadro-hippos heavy.
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#27
Quote by USCENDONE BENE
im 16, 5ft 9 inches tall and i weigh 6 stone. Im so ****ing fat!!! I hate myself being this huge . Im gonna go puke up my lunch


#28
70kg
6'1".
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#30
Quote by Portuguese_boy
54 kg, perfect for my age (15)

"oooh im portuguese boy, i weigh 54kg which is perfect for my age, im better than you in every single way nananananananaaahh" /bitchyness

easy being skinny, isnt it? Try being this fat 6 stoner for a day
"If you want beef, then bring the ruckus." - Marilyn Monroe
Last edited by USCENDONE BENE at Oct 24, 2007,
#31
Quote by USCENDONE BENE
"oooh im portuguese boy, i weigh 54kg which is perfect for my age, im better than you in every single way nananananananaaahh" /bitchyness



yeeaahhh!!!

wht he said!

u ponse
#33
well after two days of running in the morning i went down from 89,8 kg to 87,0 kg
so i guess if i keep it up for a longer while ill be down to 80 kg.

so thats

87 kg (i dont know that in pounds) and 1,86cm (6'2)
#34
65 kg, 1,70 metres tall
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#35
Quote by USCENDONE BENE
"oooh im portuguese boy, i weigh 54kg which is perfect for my age, im better than you in every single way nananananananaaahh" /bitchyness

easy being skinny, isnt it? Try being this fat 6 stoner for a day



Quote by pfa
yeeaahhh!!!

wht he said!

u ponse


First of all learn how to punctuate and spell, and second of all 54 kg isn't skinny, it's the average weight for a 15 year old, now go **** yourselves.


Edit: I'm not that tall too, so 54 is good.
#37
Portuguese boy, we were just being sarcastic. Dont take the internetz so seriously!!
"If you want beef, then bring the ruckus." - Marilyn Monroe
#38
Quote by USCENDONE BENE
Portuguese boy, we were just being sarcastic. Dont take the internetz so seriously!!



But.... my sarcasm detector must be broken, it didn't beep at all.
#39
Quote by Portuguese_boy
But.... my sarcasm detector must be broken, it didn't beep at all.

thats ok young one, learn to use your senses to detect it, and you will be enlightened...

i dont get it either
"If you want beef, then bring the ruckus." - Marilyn Monroe
#40
5'10" 165lbs
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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