#1
If I go to a city school district and know nobody that around here that plays guitar because a lot of people int the city liike rap, but how would you suggest I look for members for a band. I am a guitarist if that helps
#7
Step 1 ) Put ad in newspaper.
Step 2) Wait for phone call
Step 3) ????????????
Step 4) Failed musician with wasted life full of regrets.
#8
Screw yer ma while she's asleep.
Poke her repeatedly in the belly until you are sure the foetus has split.
Wait 9-ish months
Begin the twins' music influence by playing loud rock music for hours upon end.
Teach them to play instruments once they can respond to you
Voíla - band members.

WARNING: The novelty effect of twins being in your band will undermine your popularity and cause everyone to focus on them. The resulting depression will cause you to "do a Malakian" and steer the band away from your chosen genre.
I'm so unique I don't even have a sig.
#9
Quote by purplegreendave
Screw yer ma while she's asleep.
Poke her repeatedly in the belly until you are sure the foetus has split.
Wait 9-ish months
Begin the twins' music influence by playing loud rock music for hours upon end.
Teach them to play instruments once they can respond to you
Voíla - band members.

WARNING: The novelty effect of twins being in your band will undermine your popularity and cause everyone to focus on them. The resulting depression will cause you to "do a Malakian" and steer the band away from your chosen genre.


Not that kind of family band!
#11
Throw guitars, bass' and drums at everyone you see, if anyone picks said instrument up and starts playing it, you're sorted.

Disadvantage being people get angry when you throw stuff at them.