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#1
what would it be?

id have some science team create a pill that makes you have perfect turds.
just so i wouldnt ever have to wipe my ass.
#7
John K. Frisbee's Patented Flying Disc.
Quote by Altered_Carbon
That's some bony hipster sex, which may be the best kind.
#8
Quote by -Vogel-
Medication against procrastination.


Yes, procrastination is like masturbation, it feels good, but in the end, you're just ****ing yourself.

I'd go with a machine that could make any guitar you wanted for you, for FREE!
#9
Quote by maroon5mustdie
I would invent a pill to make myself have an erection. God I need something like that.


That my friend, is called Viagra

#10
Originally Posted by maroon5mustdie
I would invent a pill to make myself have an erection. God I need something like that.

That my friend, is called Viagra

i really hope to god you didn't take him seriously...
Member #3 of the Breaking Benjamin Fanclub PM Electric7 to join.
#12
I already HAVE a ****ing invention.

Check this shit out: (CAUTION! Requires you to think with portals)

#14
I don't need time control, just a device that makes about 5 more hours in the day.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#16
Quote by Kankuro
An Energy Sword

Wait... I like yours better.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#18
Something that got rid of any sort of ache whenever I wanted.

Oh, the blessed relief.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#22
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Something that got rid of any sort of ache whenever I wanted.

Oh, the blessed relief.

#25
Quote by KroniKing
A machine that rapidly grows pot with 10lb buds on each.

And it would be the skunkiest **** ever

Seeds into machine - add water - close lid - wait - profit (Sh!tloads of cannabis, with fat buds and LOTS of trichomes)

I'd buy it
#26
Quote by Vermintide
To everyone saying "free energy", look at my post.

My friend is working on a perpetual energy device... His Physics prof said it won't work though because it involves an inflated ball in compressed air in the second stage. Prof says the ball will float in it. But said ball is covered in magnets, so I think it would be heavy enough anyway.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#27
Quote by Vermintide
To everyone saying "free energy", look at my post.

Your free energy is truly remarkable, because it gives my Energy Sword an endless supply of fuel.
666 BRO
#28
Quote by SteveHouse
My friend is working on a perpetual energy device... His Physics prof said it won't work though because it involves an inflated ball in compressed air in the second stage. Prof says the ball will float in it. But said ball is covered in magnets, so I think it would be heavy enough anyway.


Pff.

He isn't thinking with portals.

#30
By the way, Vermintide, if I understand your design right, (meaning the magnet oscillates between a kind of positive and negative pole system) then how will it not just stay equally between the opposing charges? Also, if the battery was not completely vertical, the magnet would scrape the coils, meaning friction, and therefore energy loss.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#31
I want The Doctor's sonic screwdriver.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#32
Quote by IDon'tLoveYou
Time control remote.

Like click but without the dodgy side-effects.

We can be business parters, and make it together.


I'll be your dryly-sarcastic, wise-cracking sidekick.

You love it.
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This man deserves my +1

+1

Quote by denizenz
Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


XBL: huffy409
#34
Quote by Vermintide
I already HAVE a ****ing invention.

Check this shit out: (CAUTION! Requires you to think with portals)


NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS, MOTHERFUGGA.
Quote by imdeth
This man deserves my +1

+1

Quote by denizenz
Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


XBL: huffy409
#36
A food pill that supplies you with a days worth of calories, vitamins and minerals that you need as well all the protiens, carbs and lipids you need and it releases itself through the day.

Screw you cooking and cleaning! I ll have a food pill one day and I ll never need to cook again!
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#37
A solar powered flashlight.
I'll make kajillions.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#38
Quote by SteveHouse
By the way, Vermintide, if I understand your design right, (meaning the magnet oscillates between a kind of positive and negative pole system) then how will it not just stay equally between the opposing charges? Also, if the battery was not completely vertical, the magnet would scrape the coils, meaning friction, and therefore energy loss.


No oscillation.

PORTALS.

It falls forever through the two portals. Haven't you seen the infinite fall portal videos?

What we are basically doing here is harvesting gravity.

Also, that's why there is a battery attatched. When the battery is not stored vertically, there will be a decrease in the energy generated, correct. So essentially, it's a normal battery, that charges itself when you stand it vertically.



SCIENCE!!!

Disclaimer: My design is impossible and relies on a fictional portal device to funtion.
#39
a deodrant that makes girls attracted to you well call it spinxs
Quote by JamieB
Because all TRUE GUITARISTS know what PLUGINCHILD looks like, DUUUUH!


I want it now, and i want you NOW! give me your heart and your soul!
#40
Quote by -Vogel-
Medication against procrastination.


+1
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