#1
When was the first time you masturbated? What was it like, and what did you do it to? I started a few months after I turned 13. It's kind of embaressing, but I was watching Naruto online, and there was a chick with huge boobs. I saw a nipple, paused and masturbated. I had no idea what I was doing and I though I pissed myself haha. I few weeks later I realised what it was, haven't stopped since .

I used to think I started early, but just by reading the young and horny thread, some of them make it seem like they masturbated when they were really young. Am I a late starter or something?

Girls are welcome to post too .
#2
I first got off at about the same age as you. It was to some Pay-Per-View commercials and there this really hot girls. I wasn't sure about what I was doing but it felt good and I liked it so I kept going and when it started coming out I tried to stop because I thought I was pissing. It actually a mix of piss and sperm. It was a dirty night.
#3
Well that's nice... It's been a while for me, for reasons that I hope are obvious.


edit: My first time was when I was 12... If you want to know what to, Message me. After that I will have to kill you.
#4
I'd like to know why the hell you're asking this?

Anyway mine was probably 12.

I know it was to some asian chick.
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#6
grade 6(i was 12), standing in the shower, thinking my my teacher. good year.
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#8
I was like 12.
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#10
i first masterbated when i was... 10, i think
or was it 9...
yeah 10
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#11
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I'd like to know why the hell you're asking this?

Anyway mine was probably 12.

I know it was to some asian chick.

I'm not gay or anything, I just want to know if I'm a late starter or something .
#12
i was like 11 or 12... i wasn't really masturbating to anything, i was just bored. *shrug*






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#13
I only splooged on my third or fourth try, I think. I was told about it by a creepy friend, he sort of told me what it was when I was round his house circa age 11-12. I kept doing it because it felt good, I didn't know there was a clear end point. He's now an estate agent. True story.
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#14
when i was 12. I was on vacation and i went to Arizona and California. When i was at my aunts house i was taking a shower and i laid down. I got excited seeing as i wen to the beach and saw hot chicks and started to do that.
#15
I still remember like it was yesterday: I was only 12-13. I was playing this Gex game and its got that hot chick in it from Baywatch i think. So I got really hard right, and I rushed straight to the bathroom where I started playing with it. There's a couple of video game magazine in the bathroom, and I remember a few of them got images of hot video game chicks, so I flipped through trying to find those pages. When I found them I started rubbing my dick against the page using my index finger. I kept doing it until I came, back then I thought something went horribly wrong when some white liquid came spewing out of my dick. So I grabbed some tissues, wiped the magazine pages clean and then I went back to my room to continue playing the game. About an hour later, I decided to do it again (that chick in the game kept showing off her cleavage). This time I enjoyed it more.
#16
so one time like i was watching spongebob squarepants and like there was this part where spongebob and sandy went to goo lagoon and sandy took off her spacesuit and was only wearing a bikini...you know the rest
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#17
i was 7. beat that, pervs.
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#18
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#21
12 or 13. when i jizzed i thought there was something wrong with me because "my pee was white and sticky".
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#22
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I was like 3 or 4. Momma beat the hell out of me a lot because of it too. =P


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Actually, that's not true. I don't have a girlfriend
#24
I started when I was about 13. My friends were telling me all about it. So I tried it.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#25
UG taught me how when I was about 10 (i looked long before i was a member)

I started at 11.but not seriosuly trying.

I cummed at 12.

it seemed to feel better every time I did it.

now its gr8, i do it msot days and truly enjoy it. I am a ninja in the way I am never caught.

oops i didnt mention. I watched porn since 8.
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#26
I think I was about 11 or 12, and to the memory of Mr Diston, the PE teacher. Yum.
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#27
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I still remember like it was yesterday: I was only 12-13. I was playing this Gex game and its got that hot chick in it from Baywatch i think. So I got really hard right, and I rushed straight to the bathroom where I started playing with it. There's a couple of video game magazine in the bathroom, and I remember a few of them got images of hot video game chicks, so I flipped through trying to find those pages. When I found them I started rubbing my dick against the page using my index finger. I kept doing it until I came, back then I thought something went horribly wrong when some white liquid came spewing out of my dick. So I grabbed some tissues, wiped the magazine pages clean and then I went back to my room to continue playing the game. About an hour later, I decided to do it again (that chick in the game kept showing off her cleavage). This time I enjoyed it more.


MAGAZINES FTW!! lol i was...i think 12 and i had a magazine with like..porn ads so.. yea
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#29
Gross, weirdos.
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