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This is a bullet from a gun called "what the ****?".
If i was standing in your shoes i'd throw my hands straight up,
And start explaining at the speed of light, not sound
How the words "get some coffee" came to mean "get down"
And all the kings horses, and all the kings yen
Couldn't stop the abracadabra that invites these men.
And all the alleyways in amsterdam could not compete
Against the wall street speed with which you leave your feet.

Oh yes, this song is a joke
Funny like our house going up in smoke
Funny like the bomb between my teeth when we kiss
You pulled out the pin with your own sweet lips

Everytime the phone rings you get there first.
And when the pizza man comes you always run for your purse.
Now i'm the son of a banker, i know just what the deal is.
If you wrote it out in braille, i wouldn't even have to feel it.

Oh yes, this song is a joke
Funny like our house going up in smoke
Funny like the bomb between my teeth when we kiss
You pulled out the pin with your own sweet lips

Funny how goodbye can sound so sad sometimes.
Today it sounds as happy as a nursery rhyme.
And you're not cinderella, so don't forget your shoes.
I've never been as lonely as when i was with you.

Oh yes, this song is a scream
Funny like our loving doused in gasoline
Funny like the bomb between my teeth when we kiss
You pulled out the pin with your own sweet lips

This is fireman mcneil from the hennepin line.
We got the call around ten, we couldn't get there in time.
There was a driveway leading to a hole in the ground.
I got the heebies bone deep and turned the truck straight around.

Oh yes, this song is a joke
Funny like my fingers in your bicycle spokes
Funny like the bomb between my teeth when we kiss
You pulled out the pin with your own sweet lips
Last edited by bazookatooth at Oct 24, 2007,