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#1
Ugh! So, I wrote this song a while back, and this guy I know said that he wanted me to be in this band he was starting. So I accepted and showed him the song, and he took it to go and learn it.

The next day, he says "You know what, I don't think we're going to do this band thing. I have another opportunity... oh, and by the way, since you don't have a band to play it in, I'm keeping your song."

Is this my fault or am I perfectly justified in introducing his face to the ground?
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"If this says Part 2, I'm going to be pissed..."
#3
dude kick his ass he seriously just wanted to steal your song.....


you have full authority to kick his ass
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#10
I think this entire thread would kill him
what an a-hole

face + ground = a good start
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#11
call Lars and sue him, then call cannibal corpse to beat the crap out of him and sacrifice his sorry ass.
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#12
I'd tweak his equipment... 'cept he doesn't HAVE any. He's only got an acoustic as of yet. The both of us just started playing semi-recently, and I'm getting an electric within a month or two (I'm broke as hell).
*I come to sit at my desk in Biology to find that another 1000 page book is sitting there.*
"If this says Part 2, I'm going to be pissed..."
#13
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south park reference, well played sir!
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#14
set his guitar on fire, but not in a good way like hendrix.
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I'd tweak his equipment... 'cept he doesn't HAVE any. He's only got an acoustic as of yet. The both of us just started playing semi-recently, and I'm getting an electric within a month or two (I'm broke as hell).


Oh, in that case I'd just kill his pets.

or write a new song.
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#19
Kick his ass NOW.
Don't be a pussy the bitch stole your song! Cockslap the bitch! Be a good pimp!
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#20
write a better one?
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#21
Break his equipment with his face.
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#22
He's a guitarist, too, then?

Smash his guitar, in his face.
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#23
ah... I'd just wait until his first gig, run up on stage and challenge him to a face off between the both of you. Then when I won, I'd beat him into a pulp in front of everyone. Problem solved. (If you somehow happened to lose, beat the **** out of him anyway.)
#24
I do write others. Stuff just comes to me. I mean, he only has the lyrics, so he has no idea how it goes... I guess I could just form a better band and do a "cover" that kicks the original's *** (first time in history it would happen.)

The fact of the matter is that he jacked my song in a completely wussy way! He backed out and refused to return it...
*I come to sit at my desk in Biology to find that another 1000 page book is sitting there.*
"If this says Part 2, I'm going to be pissed..."
#25
Lesson number one...
DONT COVER YOUR OWN SONG! JUST CONFONT HIM!
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#27
Call him out on it in front of a ton of people. Then sue. Then break his guitar. Then beat the shit out of him.
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#29
Last time I checked, it wasn't.
*I come to sit at my desk in Biology to find that another 1000 page book is sitting there.*
"If this says Part 2, I'm going to be pissed..."
#34
1.Beat his ass.
2.Take back song.
3.Write a song about it.
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#37
Why would he change HIS song? **** that. Play it anyway.
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#39
Introduce his guitar to his anus.

What a bastard.
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#40
Kick his bitch ass.
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