#1
Today in class we were watching that movie Shallow Hal, and I was pretty bored, so I was leaning on my hand. Anyway, it was about halfway through the movie when the part below my little finger started bumping up and down really fast. I touched it and it went mental and stopped. It also felt fretty solid, kinda like a vein. So yeah, do I have worms or am I overreacting? also, what should I do about it? And don't say rub icy hot on it...
#2
you've got aids
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#3
No, it was the muscle twitching. Perfectly ordinary.
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#4
Yeah, if a worm was going up your finger you would be in pain. Seriously. And it would go up to your brain and eat it.
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#5
What?

You don't get worms in your hands.
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#8
If you have worms in your hand you are probably pretty screwed. The common worms live in your intestines and you can see them in your ****. Tablets are like $3 from the chemist for those ones.
#9
you have Lupus!!


btw, worms in your fingers? do you have a brain?
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#10
you may have worms in your brain if you think you have worms in your hand.
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#11
Just a muscle twitch.

I get them in my whole leg or arm every now and then.
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#12
It's probably an organic brain parasite, and it's going to destroy your brain and leave you a twitching, drooling hunk of flesh.

But really, it's just an involuntary muscle spasm, everyone gets them.
#13
You were watching Shallow Hal in school?

What the hell kind of school do you go to? Clearly one that teaches you it's possible to have worms in your hands!

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