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#1
MKay so i saw a thread simliar to this when i started but couldn't find it and it doesn't belong in the sex thread. It's to see who can go the longest without bashing their bishop and you HAVE to be honest.

Rules are:

You can masturbate but no ejaculating(that means holding it in as well)
No Oral sex/Sex
As soon as youv'e given in then come here and post so

for the first 24 Hrs state if your'e in and i'll edit this post and add your name.

The competition will last 1 month

I'm in

People "in":
Oasis-Fanatic
Slinov
tim_mop
The_Dude03
webbtje
Griff_Kid
martynehgr
RCGAYLER
Bennetts_strat
KroniKing
eltyr18
Noverion
silentasthewind
guitarcrazy1991
TOAOIsaac
Azwethinkwedo
Moggan13
Long
fosho
nebraskan
fire within
armon77
Bleeding_me

EDIT: Competition starts now(i know i said tommorow but im allowed to lie mkay?)
so no more fapping gl
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#2
"Oral sex/Sex is OK with somebody else"

Surely that cant be allowed - if someone has a an active sex life with a partner then they're not really going to need to masturbate are they? There's no challenge involved.
#3
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"Oral sex/Sex is OK with somebody else"

Surely that cant be allowed - if someone has a an active sex life with a partner then they're not really going to need to masturbate are they? There's no challenge involved.

fine
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#4
this has been done way too many times!

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#5
Pretty sure people who have sex lives are out. Just imagine it.

'Hey, do you want to have sex?'
'No thanks, i'm in an internet competition'

Sex or Internet competition ? I couldn't decide.
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#6
Im in.
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#7
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Pretty sure people who have sex lives are out. Just imagine it.

'Hey, do you want to have sex?'
'No thanks, i'm in an internet competition'

Sex or Internet competition ? I couldn't decide.

lol i dont think that many UGers have consistent sex lives. most are 13-18
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#8
Back at Gamingw.net we had a similar thing called The Breakfast Club.

Everyone ended up lying about it though.
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#9
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Pretty sure people who have sex lives are out. Just imagine it.

'Hey, do you want to have sex?'
'No thanks, i'm in an internet competition'

Sex or Internet competition ? I couldn't decide.




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#10
Damn, ok im out.
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Damn, ok im out.

why?
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#13
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why?


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#17
I'm in.

EDIT: Out
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lol u have faggot in ur username


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#24
what a stupid thread lol

why would you have a masturbation contest? or are you trying to see who pops thier load farthest?
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#26
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hah oh i see xD
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#27
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lol i dont think that many UGers have consistent sex lives. most are 13-18


both those statements don't apply to me.
I think it's a bad idea for me to join in.
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#28
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what a stupid thread lol

why would you have a masturbation contest? or are you trying to see who pops thier load farthest?

im assuming you didnt read it lol
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#32
I'm up to the challenge, I've done half a month before and it wasn't that hard.

Can't promise you about the oral sex/sex though.
#34
Not in, I've tried this before. I was permenantly hard. So annoying. But for some reason it makes your dick bigger when not hard...that was a good factor of not jacking.
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#35


Why the hell not?

I'm in!

Edit: Do we have to check back every 2 days or whatever like the last one or anything?
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#37
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Why the hell not?

I'm in!

Edit: Do we have to check back every 2 days or whatever like the last one or anything?

yeah i think the last one was every day? just come back every now and then(3 days at the most)

and to the guy above. 24 hrs after the first post was made
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#39
You can count me in. Maybe this will be a fun thing to talk about with my girl.
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