Poll: Can you Crank Dat?
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#8
That's one of the worst songs I've ever heard. The lyrics are pretty much inaudible, but if you do manage to figure out wtf he's saying it doesn't make much sense anyway. The lyrics are bad, the singing is bad, the beat is bad and it even loses the rhythm. Even the sound quality of the recording is bad. I've heard it in many different scenarios- played on ipod speakers, played on a computer, played on a cd player, played by a small time dj with a simple setup and played by a professional dj with good equipment- and the sound quality was atrocious on all. It's a bad song sung with a bad singer, recorded poorly and outrageously over rated.
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#11
I heard he recorded that song on the internal mic on his macbook, which doesnt surprise me as the sound quality is terrible.
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#12
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That's one of the worst songs I've ever heard. The lyrics are pretty much inaudible, but if you do manage to figure out wtf he's saying it doesn't make much sense anyway. The lyrics are bad, the singing is bad, the beat is bad and it even loses the rhythm. Even the sound quality of the recording is bad. I've heard it in many different scenarios- played on ipod speakers, played on a computer, played on a cd player, played by a small time dj with a simple setup and played by a professional dj with good equipment- and the sound quality was atrocious on all. It's a bad song sung with a bad singer, recorded poorly and outrageously over rated.



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#13
No, but I am partial to smacking that all on the floor till it gets raw and then getting some more.
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#15
He's so bad-ass with the choreographed dancing DVD.
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#16
yup
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#17
Quote by Schneiderman
That's one of the worst songs I've ever heard. The lyrics are pretty much inaudible, but if you do manage to figure out wtf he's saying it doesn't make much sense anyway. The lyrics are bad, the singing is bad, the beat is bad and it even loses the rhythm. Even the sound quality of the recording is bad. I've heard it in many different scenarios- played on ipod speakers, played on a computer, played on a cd player, played by a small time dj with a simple setup and played by a professional dj with good equipment- and the sound quality was atrocious on all. It's a bad song sung with a bad singer, recorded poorly and outrageously over rated.

123, +1, this


where's letter C?

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i need to listen to some DMX after just reading some one mention souljah boiii
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#19
Lol @ me learning it in like 5 minutes.

I hate the song though. It's ****ing horrible.
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#20
im goin 2 write down what he is saying and put in brackets what i was saying back 2 him in my head--

This is ?????? tellin it right here showing it right now (sorry what?)
we fun'goin to show u how to do the crank da' souljier boi dance (we fun'goin???)
you know what im saying (not a dam clue) we gonna show u steup by steup just teh instructional DVD (theres they high standard ghetto education shineing). If u wanna know how to do it by the end of this dvd, u know how 2 do it (WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). ITs gonna world wide right now (well done there bobbit, see uve finaly learned how this inter-web thing works, we can all see what a prat u are.) Steup one to the dance, you know what im saying (yes!!! as we hav esablished, i know this english language better than u, go catch some aids!!!)....


this goes on and on and on and on. this guy deserves 2 b shot, as does every other person who talks like this. This is nothing against the black community ok, if i knew black folk who managed 2 talk like people with an IQ in triple figures then im sure id get on just well with them.


WTF is up with his glasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#22
Quote by JamesKirtlan
im goin 2 write down what he is saying and put in brackets what i was saying back 2 him in my head--

This is ?????? tellin it right here showing it right now (sorry what?)
we fun'goin to show u how to do the crank da' souljier boi dance (we fun'goin???)
you know what im saying (not a dam clue) we gonna show u steup by steup just teh instructional DVD (theres they high standard ghetto education shineing). If u wanna know how to do it by the end of this dvd, u know how 2 do it (WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). ITs gonna world wide right now (well done there bobbit, see uve finaly learned how this inter-web thing works, we can all see what a prat u are.) Steup one to the dance, you know what im saying (yes!!! as we hav esablished, i know this english language better than u, go catch some aids!!!)....


this goes on and on and on and on. this guy deserves 2 b shot, as does every other person who talks like this. This is nothing against the black community ok, if i knew black folk who managed 2 talk like people with an IQ in triple figures then im sure id get on just well with them.


WTF is up with his glasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#23
Quote by JamesKirtlan
im goin 2 write down what he is saying and put in brackets what i was saying back 2 him in my head--

This is ?????? tellin it right here showing it right now (sorry what?)
we fun'goin to show u how to do the crank da' souljier boi dance (we fun'goin???)
you know what im saying (not a dam clue) we gonna show u steup by steup just teh instructional DVD (theres they high standard ghetto education shineing). If u wanna know how to do it by the end of this dvd, u know how 2 do it (WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). ITs gonna world wide right now (well done there bobbit, see uve finaly learned how this inter-web thing works, we can all see what a prat u are.) Steup one to the dance, you know what im saying (yes!!! as we hav esablished, i know this english language better than u, go catch some aids!!!)....


this goes on and on and on and on. this guy deserves 2 b shot, as does every other person who talks like this. This is nothing against the black community ok, if i knew black folk who managed 2 talk like people with an IQ in triple figures then im sure id get on just well with them.


WTF is up with his glasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


the ignorance is astounding
#24
These are probably the worst lyrics I've ever seen from a signed artist

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Verse 1:
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Thang
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

Chorus:
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Verse 2:
I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That **** Was Ugly

Chorus:
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Hook:
Im to freah off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that roosavelt
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that hoe
and super soak that hoe
and super soak that hoe
and super soak that hoe
Im to fresh up in this bitch
Watch me shuffle
Watch me jig
Watch me crank my shoulder work
Super man
Do it
Super man
Do it
Super man
Do it


Chorus:
Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)

Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)


What is that even supposed to mean........
#25
Quote by uhh_me?
the ignorance is astounding


yeah yeah, dyslexia is a bitch.

but theres a difference between dyslexia and thinking that talking like a gimp makes u somehow cool. if any1 call tell me why repeating the words "you know what im talking about" makes u cool, please do
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#26
Quote by JamesKirtlan
yeah yeah, dyslexia is a bitch.

but theres a difference between dyslexia and thinking that talking like a gimp makes u somehow cool. if any1 call tell me why repeating the words "you know what im talking about" makes u cool, please do



To an extent it's called regional dialect.

It's why I say Pure alot or my friend says "ken" instead of "know".

You, sir, Are an ignorant ****.
#29
lets compare souljah boy's 'crank dat' lyrics next to Cannibal Corpse's "Make them Suffer" (why not??)

Extreme pain is what they need to feel for the rest of their lives
Misery and Despair leaves thier souls when infinity ends

Let them taste the wrath as the agony consumes them
Swallowed by the darkest light a blackened state of dismay
Survival is the only thing left for them
This grievous revelation is a new beginning
Led to the solution against their will

Deprivation thrives as the therapy continues
Sullen mastery is an answer uncontested
denial is the only thing left for them
life as they knew it is a distant memory
Scores of victims lust for apathy

make them suffer
While they plead for cessation
entirely demoralized and close to mass extintion
damned to please supremacy
the reason for their martyrdom they will never know

make them suffer
while they bleed through damnation
Begged for retribution before meeting with demise
cursed by animosity
once chosen for this mad ordeal there is no escape

( solo: Pat O'Brien )

domination reigns supreme the evil has no end
spent of all their energy now worthless and degraded
slow death is the only thing left for them
physically and mentally devoid of dignity
languished immortality

make them suffer
While they plead for cessation
entirely demoralized and close to mass extintion
damned to please supremacy
the reason for their martyrdom they will never know

make them suffer
while they bleed through damnation
Begged for retribution before meeting with demise
cursed by animosity
once chosen for this mad ordeal there is no escape

make them suffer
forever

(whoa i just realized those lyrics can be related heavily to Harlan Ellison's "I have no mouth and i must scream".... just thought i'd plug harlan ellison)
Last edited by King Of Suede at Oct 25, 2007,
#30
Quote by :Revenga:
To an extent it's called regional dialect.

It's why I say Pure alot or my friend says "ken" instead of "know".

You, sir, Are an ignorant ****.



regional means it applys 2 people in a certain area. this is not a regional dialect, its a rap cultural dialect, theres a difference. one is ok, the other is retarded. i leave it up to you to decide which is which.
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#32
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#33
Quote by JamesKirtlan
regional means it applys 2 people in a certain area. this is not a regional dialect, its a rap cultural dialect, theres a difference. one is ok, the other is retarded. i leave it up to you to decide which is which.


It emerged from a region and become popular over a wider area
And I would like to think that a mature person such as yourself would see how pathetic it is to refer to something as "retarded".


#34
Quote by :Revenga:
It emerged from a region and become popular over a wider area
And I would like to think that a mature person such as yourself would see how pathetic it is to refer to something as "retarded".




definition for mental retardation

"Mental retardation is a term for a pattern of persistently slow learning of basic motor and language skills"

lets look, at the guy in the video, he keeps saying "you know what im saying", repeating him self over and over again....slow learner perhaps???, he keeps moving about like a kiddy fiddler and doesnt seem to b able 2 stand still, one of the most basic of all motor functions. and we hav already been into his language skills.

so...hes retarded.


ROFL !!!
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#35
Quote by JamesKirtlan
definition for mental retardation

"Mental retardation is a term for a pattern of persistently slow learning of basic motor and language skills"

lets look, at the guy in the video, he keeps saying "you know what im saying", repeating him self over and over again....slow learner perhaps???, he keeps moving about like a kiddy fiddler and doesnt seem to b able 2 stand still, one of the most basic of all motor functions. and we hav already been into his language skills.

so...hes retarded.


ROFL !!!



*sigh*
Standing still is a basic MOTOR function?
"A motor skill is a skill that requires an organism to move their skeletal muscles effectively in a goal directed manner"
So standing still is a basic movement function?
No! Bad!
Last edited by :Revenga: at Oct 25, 2007,
#36
Quote by :Revenga:
*sigh*
Standing still is a basic MOTOR function?
"A motor skill is a skill that requires an organism to move their skeletal muscles effectively in a goal directed manner"
So standing still is a basic movement function?
No! Bad!


no its not a movement function, its a motor function as the body must try 2 keep itself upright and stable.
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#37
Quote by JamesKirtlan
no its not a movement function, its a motor function as the body must try 2 keep itself upright and stable.



As far as I can see he's upright and he's pretty much stable, as he seems to be even able to dance around on the spot without decking it.
#38
Quote by JamesKirtlan
no its not a movement function, its a motor function as the body must try 2 keep itself upright and stable.


Regardless, you're being a tit. Some people talk like that and it's not because of rap. You talk like a scottish person because you're scottish, not because of scottish music.
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#40
Quote by King Of Suede

(whoa i just realized those lyrics can be related heavily to Harlan Ellison's "I have no mouth and i must scream".... just thought i'd plug harlan ellison)


If you could blow up the world with a flick of a switch,
Would you do it?

If you could make everybody poor just so you could be rich,
Would you do it?

With all your power,
What would you do?
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