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I can't think of my embarrassing moments, but once my friend was having a conversation, and the teacher told everyone to get quite really fast, and the whole class did, but he was in the middle of a sentence and said "c*nt" when the restof the class was quite. I didn't hear what he was talking about before. The teacher was cool with it.

I also changed the title to "Funny moments in class" for better posts.
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#3
In 2nd grade there was this girl I really liked and one time when sitting across from her I accidently kicked her in the shin under the desk, she just looked at me really pissed off and I was so embarrassed I couldnt manage an apology, I just smiled like an idiot and looked away...

I know I've got more, tell you when I think of them
#5
I called a teacher Mum once, and in like Year 8 I was comparing myself to a hobbit and went 'I'm short fat, and have hairy legs' JUST as the class quietened down

#6
1 embarrasing moment was when my phone was on full blast and the class was silent in an exam(not an important one BTW, but still an exam) and then my phone went off going 'Run for cover mother****er!' *sigh* good times.
#7
one of my friends is a total stoner with tonnes of stories and everytime he would start one in physics the entire class would go quite halfway through his story
hilarious everytime
#8
One time I farted and blamed the fat chick in front of me.

I'm a horrible person.
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Once I cheated in a science test and got away with it.

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One time I farted and blamed the fat chick in front of me.

I'm a horrible person.


HAHA...HAHAHAHAHA. That is so funny...I'm sorry, God. I don't really have any embarassing stories...I just do stupid **** like trip on the floor and ****...but my friends cell phone has gone off before and played michael jackson and ****. Our french teacher also had a burn or some **** on her nose...and everyone thought she was a cokehead. So..She was calling him stupid and **** and he told her to stop sniffing coke..I almost **** my pants, AHHA.
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One time I farted and blamed the fat chick in front of me.

I'm a horrible person.


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#12
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In 2nd grade there was this girl I really liked and one time when sitting across from her I accidently kicked her in the shin under the desk, she just looked at me really pissed off and I was so embarrassed I couldnt manage an apology, I just smiled like an idiot and looked away...

I know I've got more, tell you when I think of them

that is ****ing awesome dude!

I can't remember any when it comes to these .

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#13
I've lost count of how many times I've fallen down in class. They laugh at me every time
#14
I brought one of those 'rape alarms' to school (the ones that beep really doud when you pull the cord) and put it under the substitute teachers desk and he went absolutely crazy and threw it out of the window.

And also failing off a chair in an exam.
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I called a teacher Mum once.


Me too lol. No-one heard me though.
#16
Just yesterday in gym class, we were jogging through this forest-type thing, and I tripped on a tree root and got mud/crap/dirt all down my leg and on my hands.

Everyone was laughing at me.
It hurt though
#17
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I called a teacher Mum once, and in like Year 8 I was comparing myself to a hobbit and went 'I'm short fat, and have hairy legs' JUST as the class quietened down



then theres the whole story with IT and the whale and her little "nickname" for you

i'll let you tell the story
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#18
I was once taking notes in Biology, and my phone went off with "Float On" as the ringtone. The teacher looked at me and said "I didn't know you liked Modest Mouse. Turn your phone off."
#19
ctb, i've been looking at your avatar for ages to discover that it's a tree. I thought it was a hairy ass crack.
Anyway, I havn't really got any stories, except for the time we were doing a play in drama and someone said, "You're flying low" . I laughed and looked down and realized she wasn't joking.. Ah I went so red.
#20
We were talking in AP world history about the influence of Islam on Africa, and someone brought up something about children running around naked and I said, 'that's awful! They'd get sunburned!'

Everyone turned and looked at me.

I then realized what happened and said, 'oh, I forgot that Africans are black.'
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#21
I fell asleep sitting once, and I just got my braces. I wasn't used to them yet at all, so I kept my mouth open. I drooled all over my desk. When they woke me up, I was forced to mop up my own drool -_-
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#22
I actually have a wee story or two.

Me and a friend were passing notes, as thirteen year old girls are want to do in geography lessons, and it got boring so we started doing the 'love calculator' thing where you write your name and someone else's and calculate how perfect you are for each other. We did each other's names with teachers, that sort of thing, and my friend wrote me and the guy I fancied at the time, who I sat next to in maths but was also in my geography class. Of course the teacher saw it and decided to read it out to the class, proclaiming 'Oh, it seems Miss Salt has a crush on Mr <teacher's name here>' and of course the whole class started laughing. It got worse when she read out the guy I fancied, and for the rest of the lesson referred to him as 'loverboy'. I was humiliated, though my friend wasn't too fussed about it. The teacher actually apologised for being so mean a few weeks after lol.

The second story is another note passing one, there used to be a guy who sat behind me in maths and science and me and a friend would always flirt with him and his friend and vice versa. So one maths lesson (this was year eight, I think, so I was thirteen again) he passes me this note asking if I was shaved or not, as perverts are want to do, and then another asking me if I wanted him to lick me out. Not quite knowing what it meant I played along anyway and replied 'Sure, jump over the table and do it right now'. Inevitably the teacher got hold of it, and she went so red it was unbelievable. She told the entire class how disgusting what we had written was and how she was going to report it to our head of house, though I don't think she ever did. It was embarrassing, but with hindsight so funny.
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#23
This guy stood up in my Business class and shouted to a girl I fancied,

"Oi *insert name* go out withJames!!"

If it happened now I woulda laughed, but I went sooooooooooooo red. I was so embarassed
#24
One of my mates dudded (pulled my pants down) me at the front of the class. Luckily i was stood behind the teachers desk, and no one was paying attention, so no one saw. I dropped him and got sent home.
#25
I threw a marker at some kid and it bounced off of his arm, hit another kid in the face, bounced off his head and hit another kid in the eye.

I used to have the Dora the Explorer theme as my ringtone for a joke and my phone went off right in the middle of a test.
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This guy stood up in my Business class and shouted to a girl I fancied,

"Oi *insert name* go out withJames!!"

If it happened now I woulda laughed, but I went sooooooooooooo red. I was so embarassed


One of my mates always does stuff like that to me to a girl I really like, if I'm walking next to her and talking (etc.) he grabs my hand and shoves it up her dress.

He also pushes me into her.

We like each other though, it's all good.

Hmm... he's still one of my good friends though.
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I actually have a wee story or two.

Me and a friend were passing notes, as thirteen year old girls are want to do in geography lessons, and it got boring so we started doing the 'love calculator' thing where you write your name and someone else's and calculate how perfect you are for each other. We did each other's names with teachers, that sort of thing, and my friend wrote me and the guy I fancied at the time, who I sat next to in maths but was also in my geography class. Of course the teacher saw it and decided to read it out to the class, proclaiming 'Oh, it seems Miss Salt has a crush on Mr <teacher's name here>' and of course the whole class started laughing. It got worse when she read out the guy I fancied, and for the rest of the lesson referred to him as 'loverboy'. I was humiliated, though my friend wasn't too fussed about it. The teacher actually apologised for being so mean a few weeks after lol.

The second story is another note passing one, there used to be a guy who sat behind me in maths and science and me and a friend would always flirt with him and his friend and vice versa. So one maths lesson (this was year eight, I think, so I was thirteen again) he passes me this note asking if I was shaved or not, as perverts are want to do, and then another asking me if I wanted him to lick me out. Not quite knowing what it meant I played along anyway and replied 'Sure, jump over the table and do it right now'. Inevitably the teacher got hold of it, and she went so red it was unbelievable. She told the entire class how disgusting what we had written was and how she was going to report it to our head of house, though I don't think she ever did. It was embarrassing, but with hindsight so funny.

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#29
Aight....i got a couple

One was in my science class, the Samuel L Jackson soundboard was on and the comp was on full blast. So this kid plays the line where he says "Say what! Say WHAT AGAIN! I dare you! I DOUBLEDARE YOU MOTHERF****R!!!!!!"
It was hilarious, the class was pretty quiet and you could hear it well.

Then today I played "It's So Easy" in the same classroom on full blast. They couldn't turn it off and F-bombs were dropping all over...
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In biology once (I'm pretty sure I already posted this before) we were talking about genetics and how physical characteristics obtained non-genetically can sometimes manifest in the child. I raised my hand and asked the question:

'Does that mean that if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?'


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This guy stood up in my Business class and shouted to a girl I fancied,

"Oi *insert name* go out withJames!!"

If it happened now I woulda laughed, but I went sooooooooooooo red. I was so embarassed

Question is, did you get the girl?
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#34
I have a Native American friend who me and my other friends always rag on for being Native American. So one day while he was doing his speech. And he's really bad at speech's and sweats alot. So right in the middle of it while he's sweating and messing up his speech I scream " LEO CALL UPON THE POWER OF THE BEAR!!!". The teacher made me leave lol.
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I used to have the Dora the Explorer theme as my ringtone for a joke and my phone went off right in the middle of a test.

Hahahahaha! When I first read that I thought it said "middle east"! I thought of all this chaos, and bombs and that and next thing Dora the Explorer!
I know the middle east isn't like that BTW. If you think about how I interpreted it, he wouldn't have to state middle east unless it was for a reason. And the stigma attached was reason enough!
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I have a Native American friend who me and my other friends always rag on for being Native American. So one day while he was doing his speech. And he's really bad at speech's and sweats alot. So right in the middle of it while he's sweating and messing up his speech I scream " LEO CALL UPON THE POWER OF THE BEAR!!!". The teacher made me leave lol.

Wow. You're an asshole.
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#37
My friend got a text in class while we were taking a test and the alert was "You got mail, motherfucker!"
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#38
My music player on my phone today went off during silent reading, it started playing Tush by ZZ Top and my teacher just laughed ahah. But one of my friends who has the same teacher for LA as me. Her phone went off with the same teacher and she took away the phone haha. So i got lucky
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Once I cheated in a science test and got away with it.



In my electric class freshman year my table of 3 and the table of 3 behind me was just passing our finals around to each other and copying. Somehow he never noticed.

and just today we were in the computer lab. some short sophomore was looking at porn on google images right next to me. I can't imagine how insane it would have been had he have been caught.
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having wood while running laps in P.E.
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