Poll: How often does your poop float?
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View poll results: How often does your poop float?
Mine always sinks like a rock
25 52%
Bout once a week
9 19%
somewhere around once a year
6 13%
Everytime I **** one out it floats
8 17%
Voters: 48.
#1
dude i just crapped, and i looked down and it was floatin like an iceberg, im just wonderin if you guys ever do that
#4
Acid Poopzorz ftw
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#5
Mine sinks right down, occasionally sticking to the bottom and/or sides.
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#7
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Mine sinks right down, occasionally sticking to the bottom and/or sides.

that, my friend is what i like to call, painting the porcelin
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#9
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that, my friend is what i like to call, painting the porcelin

haha
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#11
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very rarely.

mine typically weigh 4-5 Kurichs, which are too heavy to float.


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#13
who really keeps track of that?
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#16
Quote by ARCtrooper225
You people are hopefully aware that a normal healthy person's stool is supposed to float, right?


Yes, if you are getting enough fiber. Which most people don't.
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#17
Quote by ARCtrooper225
You people are hopefully aware that a normal healthy person's stool is supposed to float, right?


Source?
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#19
Mine float for about 2 minutes then they sink. I have weird poop
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#21
It's a fake wheel, dummy!
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#23
I gotta say I'm kind of jealous to all you out there crappin out floaters. Its like whoa how did you DO that?!
#24
Quote by Guitartv
Mine float for about 2 minutes then they sink. I have weird poop





why did you wait 2 minutes to flush?

and why did you WATCH it while you wre waiting?