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#3
beatiful, ill totally watch that
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#4
I'm so sick of these "epic" comedies.
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#5
Ugh...I'm assuming that's from the creators odf Date Movie, Epic Movie, Scary Movie, etc.

I liked Scary Movie 3 when I was in Middle School. Now, I hate all of those movies. Even Scary Movie 2. They are all absolutly horrible in my book.
#8
That movie is gonna suck. You can't base an entire movie off of parodying just one other, with a little outside jokes thrown in.
#11
The only funny thing they made was Scary Movie 1...besides that it was all and still is all shit.
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#13
That's just gay.

But I have to admit, I did Lol at Britney Spears hyperventilating on her baby.
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#14
Oh my God.

Every single Scary Movie was a piece of ****. I can't believe people pay to watch this garbage.

Edit: I take back the comment that was here before. I just assumed that with their recent work with the guys who did Scary Movie, Jim Abrahams and David Zucker had something to do with this.
#16
a parody of a movie can only last for... 10 minutes max on a sketch comedy show or a home made movie... whatever.

but when you take ONE movie and make a parody of that movie and that movie alone, you are reaching for failure. at least with those other movies it was an even mix of several different movies. this one has no such balance. its just random jokes surrounded by 300.

seriously, 300 was popular. but not that popular.
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a parody of a movie can only last for... 10 minutes max on a sketch comedy show or a home made movie... whatever.

but when you take ONE movie and make a parody of that movie and that movie alone, you are reaching for failure. at least with those other movies it was an even mix of several different movies. this one has no such balance. its just random jokes surrounded by 300.

seriously, 300 was popular. but not that popular.
I agree. Date Movie was even worse because all that they did (unlike Scary Movie) is take the comedy from other movies and amplify it. They didn't turn drama into comedy. They said; "Hey, let's take this scene that was meant to be fun, and make it ridiculous".
#18
Epic Movie was possibly the worst movie I have ever seen ever made, so I'm not gonna expect much...
#19
Oh my God, that looks like the worst movie ever. Those movies like that suck balls. They aren't funny anymore and just keep getting worse.
#20
I'm fully prepared for the ass-raping I'm going to receive for this comment, but.... I'll probably see it. What can I say, I'm a sucker for 300 parodies.
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#22
^ Yeah, I love how his career has gone down the drain that he's reduced to doing low-grade comedy films.
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#23
I heard about it.....

Not watching the trailer. I refuse.

This will have more fail per square inch than Rosie O'Donnell's diet plan.
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^ Yeah, I love how his career has gone down the drain that he's reduced to doing low-grade comedy films.

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#28
Yeah, I'm gonna go see that. Flame and burn me as you will, but I'm probably gonna be rolling in the aisles. I'm easily entertained.
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#32
Epic Movie was easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life. It was so bad it was unbearable to watch.
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#33
ok there are way too many 300 parodies out there. but a whole movie?

pff! id rather watch this: http://www.break.com/index/300-trailer-with-cats.html
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#34
Hmmm...what to make a movie about...I KNOW! Let's take a plethora of overused, obvious, dated pop culture references and sophomoric humor, mash them together with bad acting and
a quasi-coherent plot, and market it to 12 year olds! WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS!
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#36
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a quasi-coherent plot, and market it to 12 year olds! WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS!


count me in! and lets put Britney Spears in the trailer acting crazy! that way everyone will know we are up on current events! thats right kids! we are hip!
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#37
They should make a movie about the pit instead.

That would probably actually be 10x better

If that was a real film and not just some indie-director messing around with stuff, it will epically fail. Worse than "The Mutants That Came From Outerspace and turned into Flesh Eating Zombies"
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#38
Let me get this straight. People constantly fund shit like this, but no one will pay up for a Halo movie? Ha, and Hollywood wonders why people would rather just pirate a movie then pay $7 to go see it. This isn't even worth the minute I wasted watching the preview.
#39
you know why they make movies like this? because it's easier for public minds to comprehend. to the people who make these movies, regurgitating everything thats already been made isn't redundant and boring, it's another ticket sale in the bank and they know it.
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