dude, i live in WISCONSIN where all anyone cares about is cheese, beer, cows, the packers, the badgers, and where everyone (except a select few) has that annoying wisconsin accent...

proud to say i lived in chicago for the majority of my life so no accent...
My guitars:

Ibanez RG5EX1
Eleca Dread Acoustic
Dean ML

My FX: Line 6 Floor POD Plus

In the end, fact means nothing,
its all about perspective