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#1
Today i had to piss really bad, and when i went to the bathroom the toilet seat was already up.Does anyone else agree that this is a miracle of god?
#4
Agreed.
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#5
unless there was a floater in the toilet that resembled the virgin mary, no it's not a miracle
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#6
One time I was looking for a soda in the fridge and I said aloud "God, please let there be one soda", and what do you know, there was one left hidden behind the apple juice. O_o
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#7
that depicts laziness of another individual
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#9
All of those who are doubting this think of this.If it wasn't already up i probably wouldve got piss on the toilet seat because i had to go so bad...so what are the chances ?? the only explanation can be that jesus sent down his angel to lift the seat in my time of need.praise the lord.
#12
you just converted me.
no longer shall i worship Michael Angelo Batio.
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#14
If your looking for miracles in a bathroom..
geez...
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
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#15
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you just converted me.
no longer shall i worship Michael Angelo Batio.


I could never worship someone with that bad of a haircut.
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#17
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I could never worship someone with that bad of a haircut.


well his hairs like that because he plays so fast that the friction burns his ends, durr
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#18
^ Life will be so much easier.

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well his hairs like that because he plays so fast that the friction burns his ends, durr


Or he has no style.
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#20
haha this reminds me of the time on a school trip a long time ago....

so i'm at the urinal, and some kids in the stall
all of a sudden he makes like a yelp sound and runs out.
he had taken a **** that was a floater in the shape of a smiley face.
no joke, two eyes and a mouth
there must be a greater being
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#21
They all say that at first then they pray God for a bigger penis. Guess what ? They're now atheist.
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#22
lol no, you probably just left it up from the last time you were there...
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#25
Hey this is random but does anyone know where the 2nd treasure clue in the game FABLE is?
p.s. jesus rules
#26
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All of those who are doubting this think of this.If it wasn't already up i probably wouldve got piss on the toilet seat because i had to go so bad...so what are the chances ?? the only explanation can be that jesus sent down his angel to lift the seat in my time of need.praise the lord.

I'll lay waiting, just waiting for my time to come
#27
why are there so many ignorant fools who can deny the existance of god?? they are all pieces of ****. i hope god kills all of u idiots who deny him
#28
silly, that was the tinkle fairy that aided you in your time of need, not god. god works in much more mysterious ways or so I've heard.
#31
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silly, that was the tinkle fairy that aided you in your time of need, not god. god works in much more mysterious ways or so I've heard.


Your an ignorant idiot.God can work in many ways.When you walk down the street without dying, it is a miracle of god.EVERYTHING is gods doing.THE END IS NEAR REPENT PEOPLE REPENT!!
#32
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This is quite the success.

Shows how smart the people in the Pit are.
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#33
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You're an ignorant idiot. God can work in many ways. When you walk down the street without dying, it is a miracle of God. EVERYTHING is God's doing. THE END IS NEAR REPENT PEOPLE REPENT!!


When calling others idiots, please watch your grammar.
#34
God doesn't care about grammer!! may you burn in the depths of hell for 30,000 years!!!blessed be god!
#35
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Your an ignorant idiot.God can work in many ways.When you walk down the street without dying, it is a miracle of god.EVERYTHING is gods doing.THE END IS NEAR REPENT PEOPLE REPENT!!

You know what...

Just shut up... You're an idiot, and stop shoving religious thoughts down peoples throat.

Cuz im about to send it right back up your ass with my boot.
#36
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You know what...

Just shut up... You're an idiot, and stop shoving religious thoughts down peoples throat.

Cuz im about to send it right back up your ass with my boot.


hey man you have to chill out, its only a game.
#38
I think I'm a changed person now.
Thank-you lord, thank-you pitters.
i look down at my hands,
like they were mirrors.
#39
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haha this reminds me of the time on a school trip a long time ago....

so i'm at the urinal, and some kids in the stall
all of a sudden he makes like a yelp sound and runs out.
he had taken a **** that was a floater in the shape of a smiley face.
no joke, two eyes and a mouth
there must be a greater being

Oh shit that's funny.
#40
Yes, everyone share their stories of the great miracles of god...let his presence fill your spirit!
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