#1
Someone posts a problem, then someone finds the solution, kind of like a riddle. whoever finds the solution to a problem gets to submit a new one. Ill go first:


You are in the jungle, and you find a dead animal. you want to cook it, but you need a fire. The only things you have though are:

~Pennies
~Instant Cold Pack
~Table salt
~File
~Bottle of water
~Knife

How do you make the fire?


EDIT: Ill post the anwer if no one can get it up to about Page 2...
#3
Answer: Get out of the jungle, go into the suburbs, break into a house, use the owner's stove. Also, the dead animal probably has all sorts of infections and stuff. I mean, you don't know how long it's been dead. So, I suggest instead of using their stove, you just take some of the owner's ice cream and sit on the couch and watch Scrubs.
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#4
Hm, it's a wee too complex for my brain.
Where's that confounded bridge?

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#5
Use your mind to spontaneously combust the water bottle. Duh.
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#6
I take it the cold pack is flammable. Strike the knife against the file into some leaves coated in instant freeze stuff
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#7
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Answer: Get out of the jungle, go into the suburbs, break into a house, use the owner's stove. Also, the dead animal probably has all sorts of infections and stuff. I mean, you don't know how long it's been dead. So, I suggest instead of using their stove, you just take some of the owner's ice cream and sit on the couch and watch Scrubs.

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cooking ice cream is cool btw
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#8
eat the pennies, and self combust to create fire on the file, maybe use the salt for some food, knife to cut the food, ice pack for your rash, and last but not least, a nice bottle of water to splash down your throat!
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#9
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I take it the cold pack is flammable. Strike the knife against the file into some leaves coated in instant freeze stuff



close (kinda)

take the knife and cut open the coldpack. grind up the whitepellets you find it it, and sprinkle tablesalt on it. Next take the file, and grind the copper off the pennys. Take the zinc from inside the penny and mix it with the salt/white pellets. That makes something called Negative X. Pour a drop of water on it and it will burst into flame. the smoke is poisonous though, so use that fire to catch something else on fire.
#10
get some dead plants and make a pile get two rocks and strike them together, or two sticks, one stick laying down and the second rubbing vertical wise into the first