Who would win, A fully grown male silverback gorilla or ten midgets with clubs?

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Midgets with clubs
15 34%
Gorilla
29 66%
Voters: 44.
#1
I'm going with the gorilla, even though I would be rooting for the midgets.
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#2
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Chuck Norris will, he just will ok, he wins at everything, even if he's not fighting
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#7
As sad and lamentable as it is to think of midgets with clubs being unable to overcome something, I'm going to put my money on the gorilla.
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#9
Gorilla, definitely. Those things rip through steel as if it were paper.

As such, I can only assume they'd rip through ten midgets with clubs as if they were ten pieces of midget-sized paper.
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#10
hmmmmmmmmmm............ it all depends.......... on whether they are demon midgets or not. If so then go midgets!
#11
The real question is a fully grown lion vs. 40 midgets.....
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#12
How big are the clubs? Probably the Gorilla though.
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#14
C'mon guys its 10 to one. Theres no way the gorilla could stop them all quick enough.
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#15
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I'm going with the gorilla, even though I would be rooting for the midgets.


FOR SERIOUSLY, i'm asking you why you would still root for them!

why?

out of pity or what?
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#16
i'm going for the midgets here because of sheer volume. the gorilla would eventually get overwhelmed. also, what kind of clubs do said midgets have? are they steel or wooden? if they are wooden i'm changing my vote to the gorilla.
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#18
They are club wielding midgets against a ferocious beast, thats why.
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#19
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C'mon guys its 10 to one. Theres no way the gorilla could stop them all quick enough.


The gorilla may be outnumbered, by the midgets are outmatched. Ten midgets with clubs couldn't even scratch a Silverback's paint job.
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C'mon guys its 10 to one. Theres no way the gorilla could stop them all quick enough.



i agree with him


#22
u should've come up with like ten different people and put them on the poll that would make this thread even better
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#23
Gorilla.

Their strength is unreal. I mean, tey can rip limbs OFF. Not just dislocate your shoulder, or break it, they can RIP. IT. OFF.

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#24


VS



give or take a few midgets right?
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vs.




take a wild guess
Lunatics on pogo sticks
Another southern fried freak on a crucifix
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#26
A silverback gorilla could kill ten fully-grown humans with clubs. Forget midgets man. He'd rip them apart.
Those things are fecking beasts.
I mean, chimpanzees are already 3x stronger than the average man. The gorilla would own them.
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#27
holy **** dude we just did the exact same thing....
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#28
I could just see it now.

"Tonight on Pay-per-view...Nature's primal fury verses God's practical joke. A real nailbiter tonight at Madison Square Gardens tonight!!"

Man, that would be sooooo epic.
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#29
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holy **** dude we just did the exact same thing....


great minds fail alike...

i'm sure if the oompa loompa's teamed up with the 7 dwarfs, than we'd have something worth watching!

otherwise, the gorilla would pwn those little people.
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#30
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I could just see it now.

"Tonight on Paper View...Nature's primal fury verses God's practical joke. A real nailbiter tonight at Madison Square Gardens tonight!!"

Man, that would be sooooo epic.


Paper View?

I think you mean "Pay-per-view," buddy.
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#31
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Paper View?

I think you mean "Pay-per-view," buddy.


Lmao! Sorry, I'm kinda tired and it sliped. I'll edit it.
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#32
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Paper View?

I think you mean "Pay-per-view," buddy.

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