#1
how do i kill the addiction, ive got to the point of only doing it once a week?

my balls arent as low as they used to be and it doesnt feel as good as it used too, what can i do to sstop>?
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#3
once a week ur better than 99% of guys
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#5
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Get a stiffy? Hit yourself in the nuts... See if you wanna beat your meat now.


Brings a whole new meaning to the term.

But, I'm pretty sure a thread like this is illegal.
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#6
If you really want to stop masturbating, watch Kids in a Sandbox each time you get the urge. You'll be able to stop.
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#8
put glue on your hands everytime you get the urge
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#9
So... many... masturbating threads.

Take it to the sex thread, at least.
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