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#1
What do you think is the worst one ever?

For me, its : "Your parents mush have been retarded or something, cause, damn, your special."

Someone say if this has already been done somewhere...
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You're just another brick in the wall
#3
If I had to get AIDS I'd like to get em from you.


Do you **** complete strangers or should I introduce myself?
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#6
Did you fart, because you blew me away.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#9
are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine writen all over you
Quote by rocker138
Wow...I can't believe no one thought of that, I actually have lost 5% of my confidence for not thinking of that, I bow to you



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#11
today my mate said to some chick that he always hits on "damn you've gotten way hotter since last year" or "did you fall from heaven, because that would explain that thing on your face"
#14
Quote by darkstar2466
Did you fart, because you blew me away.

Can I use that?
Miss Scourge? PM me.

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#15
Quote by Say Ocean
I would like to insert my penis into your vagina.

Real smooth....
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


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#16
I be alice, you be wonderland.

Works everytime.
"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
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#20
Quote by backupbass1
wouldn't suggest it

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#21
Hi there! Wanna go back to my room and have some casual sex? Ok! See ya there!

Then walk away confidently. Works every time.
#22
nice boots, wanna ****?

some guy used that on me too...
purple nurple!

Quote by RizzoWashburn
dis meanz yoo can make three p0nx albums!

One that sucks, one that doesn't suck, and one that nobody cares about!
#23
Quote by AlkalineCherry
nice boots, wanna ****?

some guy used that on me too...

Footjob?
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#24
Here's one...

Guy motions to girl using index finger: "Come here"
Girl walks over.
Guy: "If I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole body"
Quote by Bodom_Shredder7
i hate you mer der. i hope you get a boner and accidently fall on it.


Quote by rocknrollstar
Excuse my stupidity , but what is a urethra ?

Im guessing anus.
#25
Quote by terrencemaddox
Footjob?


actually, I told him i was 13 so he should leave me alone, he tried again so I took off my boot and hit him with it.
purple nurple!

Quote by RizzoWashburn
dis meanz yoo can make three p0nx albums!

One that sucks, one that doesn't suck, and one that nobody cares about!
#26
Quote by mer_der_noms
Here's one...

Guy motions to girl using index finger: "Come here"
Girl walks over.
Guy: "If I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole body"


my boyfriend used that on me...it worked.
purple nurple!

Quote by RizzoWashburn
dis meanz yoo can make three p0nx albums!

One that sucks, one that doesn't suck, and one that nobody cares about!
#27
Quote by AlkalineCherry
actually, I told him i was 13 so he should leave me alone, he tried again so I took off my boot and hit him with it.

Wow, fair enough.
Miss Scourge? PM me.

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#28
"Wow, you're such a good dancer. You should be a stripper or something"

That got used on my friend the first time she went clubbing. The guy was serious too
"Everybody, one day will die and be forgotten. Act and behave in a way that will make life interesting and fun. Find a passion, form relationships, don't be afraid to get out there and fuck what everyone else thinks."
#29
"let's pretend your pants are france and invade them."


it actually sounds quite good.
#30
Quote by phantom1
"let's pretend your pants are france and invade them."


it actually sounds quite good.


I don't know about invading them, but I do know that if there is violence involved the pants will run away as soon as possible.
#31
"does this rag smell like chloroform?"

guaranteed sex that night
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#32
"Bond. James Bond"

"Are you free tonight, or do I have to pay?"

There's a guy at school who is notorious for using pickup lines on complete strangers...and surprisingly enough, a few of them work!
However, once in a bar, he asked a girl
"A pint of beer costs 6 francs. How much am I worth?"

And she said "Half a pint"


PWNED!!!
#36
Are you a pokemon trainer? 'Cause you just made me penis use harden.

Hey nice legs what time do they open?

Hey, are you fast food?
"why?"
'Cause I wanna take you out.
"Aww"
And eat you in my car.
*She slaps you*

I realise I stole two of these from the last thread
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#37
"are you sin^2(x)?"
"why?"
"because i'm cos^2(x) and together we could be one."

stolen but hey, the exponential one made me think of crappy maths chat up lines.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#38
"I want to be your integral so I can lie under your curves."

Crappy maths chat up lines FTW!
#40
Quote by SmarterChild
"I want to be your integral so I can lie under your curves."

Crappy maths chat up lines FTW!


omg rofl i've just come out of a maths lecture
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
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