#1
So,
I'm 14. And I have party coming up TONIGHT.
IT's for halloween, but most people aren't dressing up in halloween costumes although it IS fancy dress.
I need help.
I've got a tiny bit of money, a couple of hours and b***** all at home!
Please give me sensible ideas and ways to it!
Cheers!
#3
Quote by flambe chicken
go as yourself, and take booze. they'll forget all about your 'costume'


her parents won't let any drink in unfortunatley... plus, everyone expects me to do something amazing.. for some reason!
#4
They all want something amazing? Don't dress up, that's sure to shock them.
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#5
Become pregnant. That might work.
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#6
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They all want something amazing? Don't dress up, that's sure to shock them.


Hmm.... OR Dont Dress At All!
#7
Hobo.


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#8
...sparkly thong?

U'll raise some eyebrows.

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#9
Quote by EdawMail
Hmm.... OR Dont Dress At All!


Yeah, go as a streaker. All you need is a long coat, and some shoes. You can leave everyone guessing as to whether or not you are naked under the coat.

Do you still get streakers at sporting events?
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#10
learn a dream theater song and perform it to them

OR

a giant penis costume
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#12
Quote by EdawMail
her parents won't let any drink in unfortunatley... plus, everyone expects me to do something amazing.. for some reason!

her parents dont have to know
#15
Quote by frusciante39
a party without booze?

wtf?


oh for gods sake!
can't you guys have fun without booze?

and for those who say sneak it in... you havent met her Dad...
#18
Quote by EdawMail
oh for gods sake!
can't you guys have fun without booze?

and for those who say sneak it in... you havent met her Dad...


sounds like homosexual talk to me, harden the **** up
#20
Same for me tomorrow. minus the 12-14 year olds..
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Tell her
"I could be playing this *inserts Job For a Cowboys Doom Cd*
but i'd rather play this *inserts *David Crowder followed by Brewster*"

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#21
Wrap yourself in plastic and say you're a piece of Camembert cheese.
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#23
I'm going to a fancy dress party tonight, and me and about 6 other people took photos of one of our friends and are going to use them as masks. Including the guy that we took photos of.

Try it. It's cheap, hilarious and when you get tired of wearing a daft costume you take it off and wham! You're in normal clothes...
I'm going to create the procrastination club, just later...
#24
Quote by EdawMail

can't you guys have fun without booze?



No.
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#25
Be Buckethead.
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Be Buckethead.

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#28
pink thong. it will be an unforgettable night.
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#29
there are 2 good 'joke' costumes that require hardly any effot at all.

1) A nudist in disguise. quite self explanatory, and will raise a few giggles. no effort required.
2) Get a first class stamp and stick it to your forehead. Get a friend to write your home adress on a sheet of paper and stick it to you.

Your now a first class male (dodgy pun, but funny)

or the good old white sheet with holes... just make sure its washed first, or brand new
#30
Wear a suit and glue metal bolts to your neck - Frankenstein.

I pulled dressed as that last year.... god knows how.
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