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Last edited by DougC84 at Oct 26, 2007,
#4
remember, on coke you probably won't care
...And the worms ate into his brain.
#5
over $5mil? DAMN.

he probably would've made it through if he cleaned up properly.
#7
Now airports are gonna want to dismantle our guitars........
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#9
Quote by MedicreDemon
Now airports are gonna want to dismantle our guitars........



This is going to mean hell if you want to travel with you guitar!
...And the worms ate into his brain.
#11
Quote by foob85
over $5mil? DAMN.

he probably would've made it through if he cleaned up properly.



Imagine if he used something bigger like an Explorer or something. Easily 7 mil.
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#12
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This is going to mean hell if you want to travel with you guitar!


I can already see some ignorant customs officer attacking a PRS with a jigsaw.
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#13
That really was the only pun I have ever respected. Thank you.

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#15
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man squiers really do suck at everything... can't even conceal 5 million dollars worth of coke

lmao
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#17
I believe the same guy got busted last year for trying to pull the same stunt using a hollowbody....
#18
What's funny is that strat's usually have white powder residue in the trem cavity, IIRC from polishing or something. Someone once made a thread here about it and half the replies were that it was from smuggling coke in from mexico.

Now when someone tries to take their strat somewhere and someone sees the residue they're gonna cut it up looking for cocaine.
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#19
that is one hell of a lot of coke. I am never going to go to an airport with my guitar. THEY STRIPPED IT AND CUT A CORNER OFF! not on my watch! How did they even know that there was coke in it? Seriously?


#20
If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
Dont forget this fact, you cant get it back; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.
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#22
Quote by Schneiderman
What's funny is that strat's usually have white powder residue in the trem cavity, IIRC from polishing or something. Someone once made a thread here about it and half the replies were that it was from smuggling coke in from mexico.

Now when someone tries to take their strat somewhere and someone sees the residue they're gonna cut it up looking for cocaine.

Yeah really... They're gonna be totally indiscriminate too... If your guitar has a strat shape and has a white dust on it anywhere, consider it toasted.

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#24
I bet it was falling out of the jack socket haha
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#25
Quote by foob85
over $5mil? DAMN.

he probably would've made it through if he cleaned up properly.

That's what she said.
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#26
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Yeah really... They're gonna be totally indiscriminate too... If your guitar has a strat shape and has a white dust on it anywhere, consider it toasted.

my jay turser has a strat shape

Jack my swag
#27
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my jay turser has a strat shape

So does my Schecter...

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#29
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
Dont forget this fact, you cant get it back; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

nice lol
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#30
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That really was the only pun I have ever respected. Thank you.

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gear?
coming soon... parker fly mojo flame
ibanezes: rg350dx frankenstein * rg7620 7-string
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line 6: pod xt live * ax2 212
other: laney vh100r * mesa dual rectifier * monster cables
#31
Quote by rockergurl09
Makes me wonder how I'm going to get my guitars safely shipped when I move...

I'm pretty sure the security officers didn't pull out the hand saw until the drug dogs flipped out when they got near the guitar. As long as you don't soak your guitar in a powdery bath of cocaine prior to your arrival at the airport, I'm sure you and your guitar would be absolutely fine. lol
#32
Psh. He should have used an ES-335 clone.

It's already a hollowbody.


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#33
Quote by Dudage
Imagine if he used something bigger like an Explorer or something. Easily 7 mil.


oh god dont say that!
now i can see some ugly queer ass customs officer cutting up my baby with a rust jigsaw as i sit helplessly sobbing
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#34


...how the...hell did he do it?!?! it looks like someone cut it like a cake! man, ...just...that dude has some seriously awesome coke hiding skills.
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#35
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I can already see some ignorant customs officer attacking a PRS with a jigsaw.


i just about cried when i thought of that
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#37
Quote by MedicreDemon
Now airports are gonna want to dismantle our guitars........

Exactly what I was thinking.

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#38
dude, just don't take them through airports for smuggling drugs. For across borders of whatever its still a great idea.

I think I'm gonna buy a ****ty guitar and start hiding my drugs in it. I doubt many cops around here are going to hear about this.
#39
hahaha thats funny


but is it really real? not to be a party pooper but it could just be a fake article and it could be like flour or something.
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#40
I only just realised the thread title is a pun.

It only took about 2 hours or so.
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