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#4
I bet Clapton uses one of those when he plays "Cocaine"
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#5
lol, i must say it's a pretty good idea!
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#6
I wonder how "high" you can play with that kind of a guitar.
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#7
Let's keep the horrible puns coming.
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^I'd let a pro look at it. Once you get into the technicalities of screws...well, it's just a place you don't want to be, friend.
#11
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ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL.

OMG hilarious.



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same thing was posted about 3 hours ago


I searched for "Cocaine Squier" and nothing came up.

*shrug*

My post is cooler/funnier/awesomer anyway.

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^I'd let a pro look at it. Once you get into the technicalities of screws...well, it's just a place you don't want to be, friend.
#16
Cracking story
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#18
i like how the idiot who did it left a white powdery residue on the outside of it, after all that work at least take a damn paper towel to it or something.

now im trying to work free-base into a funny bass-guitar for free phrase, but no, its not working, someone take over.
#19
How about:

So that's where Clapton got his "Lady" tone....


(....ok that one is a stretch, since A) It's called a woman tone B) Woman tone usually happens on guitars with humbuckers and C) Nobody calls Cocaine "lady" anymore)


At least I tried.

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^I'd let a pro look at it. Once you get into the technicalities of screws...well, it's just a place you don't want to be, friend.
#20
lol, i have 3 squiers
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#21
****, Squiers seem like an awful bang for the buck right now! I'll dig my nose into some more research on the street value =p
#22
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now im trying to work free-base into a funny bass-guitar for free phrase, but no, its not working, someone take over.


Guitar Center had a deal last weekend where you could buy a Squier and get a free bass?


Could be worse
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^I'd let a pro look at it. Once you get into the technicalities of screws...well, it's just a place you don't want to be, friend.
#23
I'm going to cut my Squier open right now. =P
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#24
would've never got caught if it was a Fender
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#25
brilliant!

great, now coke prices in my area are gonna skyrocket
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#26
Is it bad of me that I now want to get a guitar filled with crack to see how it's tone/sustain would be? Maybe we could be looking at the best body material known to man right here!
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Is it bad of me that I now want to get a guitar filled with crack to see how it's tone/sustain would be? Maybe we could be looking at the best body material known to man right here!


if you plugged that guitar into ANY amp, no matter what chord you played, what fret you held, you would probably just play the theme song to Mary-kate and ashley.

please tell me someone will get this.
#31
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Apparently Squiers are all that they are cracked up to be.


YES!



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^I'd let a pro look at it. Once you get into the technicalities of screws...well, it's just a place you don't want to be, friend.
#32
I still don't understand how the hell he got all the cocaine in there.
#33
Haha yeah thats some serious routing work, there was just enough of the outside left to make it look official.
#34
*bemoth cuts his strat copy in two an wonders why he dosent get high of the dust that comes out *

haha ****ing sweet, how ****ing sweet wouldent it be to have a guitar of cocain
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#35
Wow, what a marketing tool to get more people to buy a Squire. I might just have to head out to Guitar Center and grab one myself!! LOL Fender hit a home run there. LOL
#36
Great...

I get nervous enough taking my guitar on a plane, now I have to worry about the cops chopping it up if it looks dirty...
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#37
Hilarious!


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Apparently Squiers are all that they are cracked up to be.


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#38
my first thought was pics or it didn't happen.
then i saw the pics, realized it had happened.
then thought it was a styrofoam guitar and was like, oh, no wonder they suck.
then i read the article and i'm like, wow, was that guy on crack when he thought of doing that?
then i realized, yes, he probably was.
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#39
they probably figured he was on drugs out when they saw how strung out he was.


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^I'd let a pro look at it. Once you get into the technicalities of screws...well, it's just a place you don't want to be, friend.
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