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You know how some things are simple pleasures? Well this thread is all about the opposite. Basically little things throughout the day that just feel horrible. for example: taking a big gulp of sour milk or sitting down to take a dump on a seat that you realize you pissed on yourself. and.....go!
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#5
When you are running to catch the bus and it pulls away just as you get there. That happened to me today.

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#6
The realization that you really do have to ventrue out from under your nice warm bed into your cold cold bedroom....makes me shiver just thinking about it.
#7
Pigeons flying towards you so you duck in the middle of the high street even though you know they're not just going to smack into your face. It always pisses me off.
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#8
Waking up early in the morning for school...

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The realization that you really do have to ventrue out from under your nice warm bed into your cold cold bedroom....makes me shiver just thinking about it.


Exactly. That's why I don't like getting up early. All you want to do is stay in that warm bed and get right back to sleep. Then you have to get out in the cold and work.
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#9
Catching your wallet chain on a doorknob when you run past, breaking your chain, ripping your belt loop or just injuring yourself and looking like a pratt.
#11
When you step in a puddle and you get your socks wet, making your feet cold and wet for the remainder of the day until you can change your shoes and socks again.
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#12
When you try to commit necrophilia on your recently butchered victim but some dogwalker starts asking you if you need a hand digging the dirt.
#13
getting out of the shower soaking wet... thats when my nips become mountains
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after i wipe i look at the toilet paper. anyone else do that?


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Catching your wallet chain on a doorknob when you run past, breaking your chain, ripping your belt loop or just injuring yourself and looking like a pratt.



hahaha yes! thats how i lost my iron maiden wallet. chain got caught in a bus door and i realized it was gone as the bus pulled away
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Last edited by Chikitty_China at Oct 26, 2007,
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Catching your wallet chain on a doorknob when you run past, breaking your chain, ripping your belt loop or just injuring yourself and looking like a pratt.


That's your own fault nub.

These things are awful:

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#16
playing a show
and your chord yanks out of the guitar
making the buzzing noise for everyone to hear

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#17
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That's your own fault nub.

These things are awful:



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after i wipe i look at the toilet paper. anyone else do that?


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hamburger. put your wang between your cojones and turn 'em sideways.


hahahaha
#18
When you pick your pajama pants off the floor, find out they're all wet and smell like beer because your roommate and his friends are idiots and really clumsy and messy and spill shit all over the place.
#19
getting in a shower and realizing you forgot to put a towel within arms reach and have to get all the way out to grab one, thus leaving large puddles of water all over the bathroom

forgeting to wet my hair before i put shampoo in it

hopping in my vehicle after i get off work and find the lights were left on for 5+ hours
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#22
The worst are those little annoying things that seem to happen everyday but you never remember them so they keep happening every day. For example, I always leave the towels downstairs, so when I get out of the shower at 7 I have to run through my ****ing cold house to get a towel.

Or how you tell yourself Sunday night while doing all your work that the next weekend you'll have it done before you go to bed friday, but yet here you are on UG threading it up...and Sunday we'll all regret it. Again...
#23
Taking ****s in poorly designed toilets.

Happened to me the other day: I walk into the bathroom to see a spider roughly the size of a volleyball glaring at me. (I'm assuming he was glaring.) So, I bunch up a wad of toilet paper to crush it, before realizing that this spider is some kind of demi-God, so I set the wad of toilet paper on the counter and use one of my girlfriend's dad's gun magazines and successfully dismantle said demi-God spider. Then, as I take one of my more vicious dumps, I go to wipe, and successfully skim my hand through some nasty sh*t water. Feeling bested by that unique combination of bad luck and stupidity that has always seemed to plague me, I finish my business and get up, spying the wad of toilet paper I had originally intended to use to kill the spider. I wash my hands and use it to clean my hand off. Thinking this was a tiny little instance of serendipity, on the walk back to my room, I realize, no, I still f*cking got sh*t on my hand, and no amount of serendipity can counteract that. My day was ruined.
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#24
running through the house and hitting your toe on something.

i did that a few days ago
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Taking ****s in poorly designed toilets.

Happened to me the other day: I walk into the bathroom to see a spider roughly the size of a volleyball glaring at me. (I'm assuming he was glaring.) So, I bunch up a wad of toilet paper to crush it, before realizing that this spider is some kind of demi-God, so I set the wad of toilet paper on the counter and use one of my girlfriend's dad's gun magazines and successfully dismantle said demi-God spider. Then, as I take one of my more vicious dumps, I go to wipe, and successfully skim my hand through some nasty sh*t water. Feeling bested by that unique combination of bad luck and stupidity that has always seemed to plague me, I finish my business and get up, spying the wad of toilet paper I had originally intended to use to kill the spider. I wash my hands and use it to clean my hand off. Thinking this was a tiny little instance of serendipity, on the walk back to my room, I realize, no, I still f*cking got sh*t on my hand, and no amount of serendipity can counteract that. My day was ruined.
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#26
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banging ur guitar case while going up stairs, never fails


Yeah basically...I always try and bring my guitar out of my room but then I remember the door isn't big enough and by the time i do that i hit it on the sides of the door.

Getting body wash in my hand and without thinking put it in my unwet hair...which is like double awful.
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#28
people who dont know how to quote right

CHIKITTY_CHINA!
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people who dont know how to quote right

CHIKITTY_CHINA!


ouch...
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#30
Lol it's true, ^ you quote then reply under it.

Maybe this could be your unique way of quoting.
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ppl who dont know when to stop posting


goddamit jared. stop ****ing with my thread
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They will be on their knees begging for mercy... But The Pit shall have no such mercy and finish them with a "HADOKEN!"


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#34
The feeling of wood on your teeth after you've eaten your popsicle.
Weak, I know, but I hate it.
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goddamit jared. stop ****ing with my thread


screw u yesse

The feeling of wood on your teeth after you've eaten your popsicle.


totally agree
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Lol it's true, ^ you quote then reply under it.

Maybe this could be your unique way of quoting.



too many users doing it otherwise for people to not get annoyed by it......like me
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Noooooooooooo how could this be! he at all the chocolate in the box
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