#1
Whats the most violent thing you've ever done to a piece of technology?
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#3
Killed an old electrical thingy behind my skool, Office Space style
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#4
i raped it.


not really though.

Edit: ^ i love that part.
...Nothing you've ever...
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#5
shotgun to the computer screen.

it felt so good
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#6
Not sure if it's really a machine, but me and my friends played DVD dodgeball once (we took a lot of free preview DVDs from the local movie theater). It was fun.
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#7
I punched my computer and made a dent on the side.

It works now...
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#9
I've blown up many Bic lighters.

I can't really think of anything else off the top of my head.
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#10
I threw a Game Boy Color down some concrete steps.....after smashing the screen with a hammer....But when I smashed the screen, some little crystal powder **** got in my throat and irritated it.
#12
I used my Super Nintendo as a prop to get smashed for Media Productions.
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#13
Every year me and my friends go collect old printers, phones, faxes, etc, around town, we then take em home, light em on fire, and play dodgeball with em.
We call it flaming printer wars.
#15
my church has this huge "barn sale" every year, which is like a enormous garage sale, only theres tons of stuff and different tents for each type of stuff. when its over all the stuff either goes to charity or gets thrown away. one year a bunch of people got together and we took the unsold baseball bats and golf clubs and went and beat the **** out of old monitors and tvs in the electronics tent. was incredibly fulfilling
ehh
#17
a while back we got a school computer and smashed it to bits, the keyboard, the mouse, we even managed to smash open the hard drive...anyone who has smashed a computer before knows how hard that is to do with your bare hands and a brick wall....

but anyway in the end, there wasnt much left....

(oh we had permission to do this from a teacher...)
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#18
spilled liptons chicken noodle soup all over my psp ... it still works though amazingly enough
#20
I grabbed my SNES controller and chewed on it.
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#21
You ruined my day. Seriously.
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#22
Well just the other day I stabbed my old iPod Nano multiple times with a Phillips screwdriver. They make those things pretty sturdy suprisingly!
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#23
Got mad at my computer because it was running star wars galaxies really slowly so i grabbed a sword in my room and impaled it.

Another time i was playing World of warcraft and i kept getting these red lines on the screen so i picked up my laptop and kneed it so hard i snapped the entire thing in half.


Mind you i play almost no video games now


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#24
punched my computer repeatedly until i broke the plasma in the screen and caused an enormous crack running down the monitor
or stabbing it with pencils
#25
played baseball with a internet router
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#28
I thought you meant the band name and got it wrong...

Therefore, I thought you would receive angry posts in this thread.

I don't really tear up electronic things. I may hit them, however. Or drop them.
#30
My kids granted me an honorary Gold Medal in the Olympic "Chain Saw Toss" event.
I know it was bent the next time I saw it.
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