#1
...Because I was offered a THREESOME, and I couldn't perform.

I
COULD
NOT
GET
IT
UP.

I love the anonymity of the internet, TBH.
#8
Well, chances are the only way you were getting to a threesome was with two other drunk chicks.
Quote by Kensai
But they have to be sarcastic or something... or just messing around.

Surely people this dumb must've failed to breathe a long time ago.
#9
You should tell us the entire story.
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You're Thurstonsexual

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#13
wow that sucks
are you sure you could perform before this?
Quote by somethingfunni

what do u like better. doing your girlfreind or doing jesus?
the answer to that question should never be 'doing jesus'


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I was looking at porn at the computer froze
#16
Quote by digimon go!
tyler henry?

Ummm, no.


There isn't really a whole story. I just happened to be with the right people at the right time.