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Jumps off the bed and his back leg went inside my acoustic and he started walking then woke everyone up after he hit everything he could see.

Edit: Seeing as how theres so many funny storys, anybody got anymore theyd like to add?
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Last edited by slash=legend at Nov 6, 2007,
#3
I disagree. Your dog seems ****in' awesome.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#5
No, a dog cannot be a dickhead, they're man's best friend.
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#6
yes but he was nasty today.
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#7
Quote by Kankuro
No, a dog cannot be a dickhead, they're man's best friend.

Well, the dick is also man's best friend. An enigma.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
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Well, the dick is also man's best friend. An enigma.


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#10
Quote by RHCP94
Well, the dick is also man's best friend. An enigma.


Well I like to think of my dick as a womans best friend. But then again I'm conceited.
#11
^ So would the dick be considered a good friend to everyone?
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^ So would the dick be considered a good friend to everyone?

I don't know, it seems to only bring trouble to clergymen.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#13
Quote by Kankuro
^ So would the dick be considered a good friend to everyone?



Everyone that isn't a man or an ugly woman. Shallow, I know, but it's true.
#14
My cat chewed through a $80 Monster Cable...

He's a dooosh
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#15
Quote by RHCP94
I don't know, it seems to only bring trouble to clergymen.


Trouble = Comedy, therefore it's actually a good thing.

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My cat chewed through a $80 Monster Cable...

He's a dooosh


You probably deserved it, pet him more often.
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#16
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No, a dog cannot be a dickhead, they're man's best friend.


You know i always thought that was a load of bs, but this past month my grandma passed away, and her dog starved herself and died like 3 days later. So i dunno, that might be true after all. Changed my perspective anyways.

I remember when I was 3 i had a dog named Petey that looked like the dog from the little rascals except he was brown and not white. Anyways, he'd jump on cars parked on our driveway and crap on them.

I loved that dog, they took him to the pound like a week after he did it on my grandpa's bosses car (i think).
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#18
^ Well judging from the first story it sounds very true, I never really considered a dog to be extremely depressed. Although I've met a lot of dogs who hate everyone but their owners. Hmm, the dog is an intriguing specimen. :\
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#19
Poor Petey.
I'l bet your dad is still ****ting on his bosses car.
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#20
First thing to make me laugh on UG for a while... the whole picturing in my head was hilarious... not to mention this is the first time I have a heard an animal being called a dickhead.
#21
Quote by slash=legend
Jumps off the bed and his back leg went inside my acoustic and he started walking then woke everyone up after he hit everything he could see.


I lol'ed when I pictured that.
#22
The title of this thread made me laugh, my dog is a dumb **** too. If you walk into her she'll go crazy and back up into you until she gets through, it's retarded. She also act's like you're gonna kill her and cowers if you say "stop that" when she's running around chasing my cat.
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#24
Quite the contrary, your dog seems to be a bloody champion!
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#25
I witnessed a very similar occurrence on wednesday. My friend's dog (he has two VERY fat dogs) somehow got caught underneath a dining room chair and dragged it halfway through the living room on its back in a panicked run. I guess it just tried going under the chair and its so fat that the chair got stuck... it was absolutely hilarious.
We're only strays.
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Quote by slash=legend
Jumps off the bed and his back leg went inside my acoustic and he started walking then woke everyone up after he hit everything he could see.


.........so why was your guitar on the floor in a "step on me" position?

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My cat chewed through a $80 Monster Cable...

He's a dooosh


Monster cables are not needed..good standard brands work fine.
#28
he wasnt in the room at the time, and i needed toilet bad.
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#29
Quote by slash=legend
Jumps off the bed and his back leg went inside my acoustic and he started walking then woke everyone up after he hit everything he could see.


Your dog sounds great. My dog would eat an unattended guitar.
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#30

I can sympathise dude.

I have a Staff/German Shepard cross and a couple of cats.
One day a strange cat had entered the house via our cat flap and walked into the living room. The dog took one look at it and chased it back through the cat flap.
I heard a *CRUNCH* then a *SPLINTER* and the dog came wandering back into the living room with the cat flap stuck around it's neck and half the door still attached to it.
#31
You dog is telling you that playing acousitc is totally lame and non-metal. You have a metal ass dog, man.
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#32
Yet again the thread title made me laugh. I thought this was long dead and forgot about it. Ahh...+1's.....
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Quote by SlackerBabbath

I can sympathise dude.

I have a Staff/German Shepard cross and a couple of cats.
One day a strange cat had entered the house via our cat flap and walked into the living room. The dog took one look at it and chased it back through the cat flap.
I heard a *CRUNCH* then a *SPLINTER* and the dog came wandering back into the living room with the cat flap stuck around it's neck and half the door still attached to it.

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#34
Who bumped this?

Good times man... Good times...
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#35
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I can sympathise dude.

I have a Staff/German Shepard cross and a couple of cats.
One day a strange cat had entered the house via our cat flap and walked into the living room. The dog took one look at it and chased it back through the cat flap.
I heard a *CRUNCH* then a *SPLINTER* and the dog came wandering back into the living room with the cat flap stuck around it's neck and half the door still attached to it.


i think cat flap is one of the funniest word combinations i've ever heard
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#36


My cat knocked down my guitar stand once and my guitar landed on my cellphone. It actually dented my phone but not my guitar. :/
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#37
OH MY GOD!
I kid you not people. While reading this just now, my cat tried to jump on top of the computer monitor, slid straight across the top of it, and landed in it's own food bowl on the floor.
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OH MY GOD!
I kid you not people. While reading this just now, my cat tried to jump on top of the computer monitor, slid straight across the top of it, and landed in it's own food bowl on the floor.


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#39
my cousins dog knocked down my ps2 while running around the living room.
luckily the only thing that broke was the memory card.
#40
Heh heh heh. The silly bastard has bits of kit 'e' cat all over it's arse.
I thought cats were supposed to be graceful and always land on their feet?


Oh nooooooo. The dog's licking it off the cat's arse now and the cat doesn't like having it's arse licked.
Bwahahahahahaha!

*normal service will soon be resumed*
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