#4
Quote by bartdevil_metal
How do you know what sweaty balls smell like?


When your balls do actually descend, you'll understand. Especially if you play sports. What's worse is when they stick to the side of your thighs, and you have to peel them off with a spatula.
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#5
Quote by Colgate Total
When your balls do actually descend, you'll understand. Especially if you play sports. What's worse is when they stick to the side of your thighs, and you have to peel them off with a spatula.


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#9
So you people who believe I'm a pre-pubescent, non-sport playing kinda guy... Do you actually sniff around there after sports instead of taking a shower?
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#10
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So you people who believe I'm a pre-pubescent, non-sport playing kinda guy... Do you actually sniff around there after sports instead of taking a shower?



No. You're mom told me after she blew me


But seriously, you've never caught a whiff of your own nut sack? Not even on accident?
#12
Quote by Colgate Total
When your balls do actually descend, you'll understand. Especially if you play sports. What's worse is when they stick to the side of your thighs, and you have to peel them off with a spatula.



i lol'd
#13
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Maybe you should stop rubbing your sweaty balls on your dog.


lol!

poor dog..
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#15
Maybe your dog's going at it with your mum or someone while you're not in the room so his balls get all sweaty. Stranger things have happened, like you sniffing your own sweaty balls.
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Maybe your dog's going at it with your mum or someone while you're not in the room so his balls get all sweaty. Stranger things have happened, like you sniffing your own sweaty balls.
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#17
why dont u wash ur dog? thats the real question
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#19
I just played cricket from 7am till 6pm and my undies stunk of sweaty balls. Oh god.

But +1 to friji
#21
My dog smelled like that too, I couldn't figure it out. I'd bath him and practically the next day it would be the same.
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#25
More to the point, why do your balls smell like your dog?
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#26
Quote by bartdevil_metal
How do you know what sweaty balls smell like?



i think every male knows..or do you have a vagina?
#27
Quote by webbtje
Better question: why do your balls smell like a dog?

better question, why does his dog smell like balls?

...oh no... he hasn't?


#29
Thread title made me lol.
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