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Quote by Telegraph.co.uk
Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.


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Quote by imdeth
This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


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#8
In south west scotland, bikes ride you!
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#9
Holy **** this is the end of the world!!!
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    #10
    lol

    how does a dude do it with pavements? i kinda get this picture in my head where he goes to a deserted sidewalk with a pick axe
    smacks a hole in it
    checks surroundings
    ENJOY!

    but he'd have to lube or something right? i mean...ouch
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    #11
    Oh..oh..OH..RALEIGH!!!


    *Jizzes*

    All better
    Quote by imdeth
    This man deserves my +1

    +1

    Quote by denizenz
    Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


    ಠ_ಠ


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    #12
    I wouldn't call him a sex offender. Odd as it may be, it was still behind closed doors, and with an inanimate object. It's hardly harmful, just pants-pissingly funny.

    Quote by Kensai
    In south west scotland, bikes ride you!

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    #13
    Quote by bobby_splax
    lol

    how does a dude do it with pavements? i kinda get this picture in my head where he goes to a deserted sidewalk with a pick axe
    smacks a hole in it
    checks surroundings
    ENJOY!

    but he'd have to lube or something right? i mean...ouch

    tramps help sometimes
    #14
    Haha, i was walkin around glasgow and just outside this club called 'the cube', in day light. This guy had his arms in the bin and was lickin out the fag bit ontop.

    Everyone was watching and takin pics, this unmarked van just stopped and two guys threw him into the back of it.

    Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.


    Haha, wont be long before were all on it for pullin 'sex faces' while playing
    #15
    the person who found him, it was probably their bike!
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    #17
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    #19
    That puts a new meaning to 'riding the village bicycle'.
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    #20
    Lmao
    Quote by oddhawk676
    Yeah, some black guy with a yankees cap walks into the ice cream parlor, and I said "We dont serve your kind here," as in, yankee fans, i guess he thought something else and left.
    #24
    Quote by Kensai
    In south west scotland, bikes ride you!


    nice
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    Quote by Ehh
    You calling your parents assholes because they wouldn't buy you a phone with a camera? Maybe you deserve to have picks on your nips.
    #26
    I think I read this in the paper or whatever not long ago.

    If I remember right two cleaners or whatever just walked in, caught him and he looked up and asked them if everything was alright as if nothing had happened, they, of course, legged it.
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    DoGaLog, i think youv jst owned everyone on this thread and well done.
    #27
    Quote by Gibson06
    I could probably make that... Instructions?
    I'd be scared to ride that thing (y'know.. if I had like, a vagina and everything). I mean... shit. You're sitting on a seat and having a (fairly thick) dildo slam you as you're pedaling. Imagine if you go faster, it's gonna pound you even faster. What if it went in at a bad angle? It's gonna be POUNDING that bad angle, and totally fuck you up.


    But all that aside.. that looks like it'd be quite a sight to see!
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    #28
    Quote by Scourge
    I'd be scared to ride that thing (y'know.. if I had like, a vagina and everything). I mean... shit. You're sitting on a seat and having a (fairly thick) dildo slam you as you're pedaling. Imagine if you go faster, it's gonna pound you even faster. What if it went in at a bad angle? It's gonna be POUNDING that bad angle, and totally fuck you up.


    But all that aside.. that looks like it'd be quite a sight to see!



    I'm starting to believe you do have a vagina, Scourge.
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    #30
    rule 34.

    just think this guy was probably bored, went into the pit, started a thread that said, "hey im bored and ive got this hotel room and a bike. what should i do"

    and classically the pit probably responded

    you
    bike
    ???
    profit.
    ehh
    #31
    Quote by Travv0
    Bicycle bicycle bicycle
    I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
    I want to ride my bicycle
    I want to ride my bike
    I want to ride my bicycle
    I want to ride it where I like


    lol @ Queen song

    Some people like different things I guess.
    #33
    The dude doesn't deserve to be on the sex offender list. He just has an odd, and hilarious, fetish.
    Quote by bobby_splax
    lol

    how does a dude do it with pavements? i kinda get this picture in my head where he goes to a deserted sidewalk with a pick axe
    smacks a hole in it
    checks surroundings
    ENJOY!

    but he'd have to lube or something right? i mean...ouch
    Potholes, my friend, Potholes...
    Quote by Scourge
    I'd hate to imagine crashing on that thing...
    #34
    [quote="'
    Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

    [x"]Huffy[x]']..


    I shouldn't be laughing, that's only 15 minutes away from me.
    #38
    Quote by maXterbat0r
    The dude doesn't deserve to be on the sex offender list. He just has an odd, and hilarious, fetish.Potholes, my friend, Potholes...I'd hate to imagine crashing on that thing...

    talk about saddle sore.
    #39
    Quote by Scourge

    Can you PM unedited pic and Link?


    And this news story brings new meening to that "___ is like the Town bicylce, everyone gets to ride her"
    #40
    can you say needle dick?
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