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#3


haha thats the pretty one...

I feel sorry for the future human race. Daily Mail are idiots anyway.
#4
is this serious?

"The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist."

Of course, all members of the Pit will be the attractive, intelligent ones
Who dat?
#6
There are these underclass goblins people living all over my estate already.
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#7
Lol. All men will have bigger penises?
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#8
It's rubbish.

It was done for the TV channel "Bravo". Which is the dumbest piece of **** on TV.
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#9
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It's rubbish.

It was done for the TV channel "Bravo". Which is the dumbest piece of **** on TV.



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#11
I hate to break it to ya Dr. Curry, but the Earth won't be habitable in 1000 years. Do you live in a hole? Or did they just not teach you about the atmosphere in evolutionary science school?
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#14
In the Daily Mail's opinion, this has already happened:

Good group: white people.
Underclass: everybody else. Especially gypsies and asylum seekers.
#15
This science is flawed. We probably won't exist in 100,000 years \o/

Not to mention scientists can't predict the future of humanity like they can with other animals. We're an irrational organism.
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#18
I don't understand why everyone is saying this is so ridiculous. It seems possible enough to me. It's maybe exaggerating a bit, but the idea of two distinct evolutionary classes evolving in the next few million years (not thousands as it says in the article - evolution works a bit more slowly than that) seems pretty likely.


Oh, and...

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There are these underclass goblins people living all over my estate already.


I lol'd
#19


Wow, this diagram fails so hard.

The people who made this **** up simply don't understand evolution at all, lul.
#21
That's not science.
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#22
Well, I'm not gonna be there when it happens so Idgaf.
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#23


Man, if my masseuse looked like that then I'd find someone else to get a massage
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#24
Nice, we'll all be 7 foot tall, well tanned, well hung, diseased technophiles!

*high fives all males in area*
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#25
It's in the Daily Mail. They'll tell you the exact opposite next week, and probably say it's due to HRT or food additives.
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soo...do the weird goblin like creatures have bigger penises too? sure looks like it
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It's in the Daily Mail. They'll tell you the exact opposite next week, and probably say it's due to HRT or food additives.


Or blacks
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#30
Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises,


Now if only I had a flux capacitor....
#33
...who gives a ****?
everyone on this planet today is going to be dead in 1000 years.

what the **** do we care about the future generation of 1000 years in the future
having big cocks and huge boobs?

the future past my lifetime doesn't concern me.
unless it's going to affect my children, and my grandchildrens', and possibly great grandchildrens' lifetimes.
otherwise i dont care.

this guy is a huge idiot and PHAILS at science terribly.
he needs his degree(s) taken away and to put on a Burger King suit
and MAKE MY CHEESEBURGER

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#34
. Love the pictures in the article. I read about this ages ago. I just find it funny seeing as it won't affect me.
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#36
Lulz. Well, technically he could have a point, since we didn't directly evolve from apes, we shared a common ancestor and evolution split, one leading to us and one leading to the primates. But I wanna be 7ft tall with glossy hair.
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#37
C'mon guys.

Everyone know that in the future we'll have evolved to have superpowers like Heroes and X-Men.
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#38
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Lulz. Well, technically he could have a point, since we didn't directly evolve from apes, we shared a common ancestor and evolution split, one leading to us and one leading to the primates. But I wanna be 7ft tall with glossy hair.

Become a drag queen, then. the wig and stilettos should sort you out.
#39
makes me think of elvs and goblins.


dunno why, just the first thing that popped into my head :S
#40
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Become a drag queen, then. the wig and stilettos should sort you out.

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The power to feel with others give.
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