#1
Right guys, does anybody have any ideas as to what i can do to kill time *using my pc* and boredom?

First person to make a witty comment about pr0n goes in my sig.
#3
Porn.
Kein Engel kommt um euch zu rächen...

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#4
Look at some pr0n. Lets see... 5-10 minutes for finding good pr0n, 5-10 minutes watching, another 5-10 minutes fapping, 5 minutes clean up, and 5-10 minutes post-fapping. So that's anywhere from half-an-hour to over an hour killed.
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thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#6
You can pass the time by visiting illegal porn websites via your Internet browser.

You dick.
#7
um.....watch pr0n. hell yeah!!!

now you gonna sig me or what??
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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah
#14
Quote by kosmic
Look at some pr0n. Lets see... 5-10 minutes for finding good pr0n, 5-10 minutes watching, another 5-10 minutes fapping, 5 minutes clean up, and 5-10 minutes post-fapping. So that's anywhere from half-an-hour to over an hour killed.


5 MINUTES TO CLEAN UP?!
You obviously aren't very economical about it
#15
meh, i take a few minutes..not 5 though. pfft. amatuer.

yeah, my bad. shouldn't have mentioned the sig part.
#20
force out a turd!... it always takes longer when you force one out
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after i wipe i look at the toilet paper. anyone else do that?


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hamburger. put your wang between your cojones and turn 'em sideways.


hahahaha
#21
jonjy, i suggest you take that quote out of your post, that can get you banned too.
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#23
^ I was on a 6 hour flight yesterday evening

Only 6 hours, but still enough to produce a poo earlier that was so solid and big that i stopped breathing for a full minute and nearly passed out due to the pain i was experiencing down there

But that freerice thing is cool
#26
Quote by philipisabeast
^ I was on a 6 hour flight yesterday evening

Only 6 hours, but still enough to produce a poo earlier that was so solid and big that i stopped breathing for a full minute and nearly passed out due to the pain i was experiencing down there

But that freerice thing is cool


man that sounds like one whopping poo! you should of took pictures and made a shrine!
Quote by spazzymagee417
after i wipe i look at the toilet paper. anyone else do that?


Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
hamburger. put your wang between your cojones and turn 'em sideways.


hahahaha
#27
download an old school game system emulator for your computer. than play n64 games on your pc. thats what ive been doing the last 3 hours
ehh
#28
what is the 2girls1cup thing?
im not gonna click on it just yet lolz...
Five ways to kill someone

Number 1.

Number 2.

Number 3.

Number 4.

Number 5.
(for the slow ones, its called AIDS)
#30
I think the TS was just looking for a sig involving a witty remark about porn.
"It's funny how most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life" - Jimi Hendrix

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#31
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what is the 2girls1cup thing?
im not gonna click on it just yet lolz...

Just a funny video about these girls trying to fit into this massive cup, it's hillarious.
#32
i doubt its fitting into a cup haha
Five ways to kill someone

Number 1.

Number 2.

Number 3.

Number 4.

Number 5.
(for the slow ones, its called AIDS)
#33
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jonjy, i suggest you take that quote out of your post, that can get you banned too.

Haha looks like it was too late.
#34
lol, and no i wasnt looking for a decent porn comment.

i went on the i am bored thing, and am now looking through the lolcat bible. how sad am i? rofl
#35
Quote by werty22
www.freerice.com

Something somewhat productive! *gasp!*



Lol, thanks for the site I'm playing it now.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#36
Quote by Biff_Line
man that sounds like one whopping poo! you should of took pictures and made a shrine!


I just looked down between my legs when the ordeal was over and saw a GIANT creature just sitting there staring at me

So i flushed that sucker away, wiped, and staggered off for a lie down