#1
We all have them.

What's your favourite subject for a good ol' rant? How "no-one gets you"? Politics? Sports? How the invasion of Saxon England by the Normans helped shape the current infrastructure of the economy? Cheese?

Feel free to rant here! Or recount previous rants you've had or seen!

And all stories regarding those heart-warming times where someone has ranted for hours only to be shot down by a sarcastic one-liner are welcome!!
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I only do that on MSN, and I get many complaints about it.

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#3
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I can rant about anything.


Me too.
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#4
i don't have the drive to rant right now, maybe later.
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#5
They should make this a sticky, then we wouldn't have to have so many ridiculous threads...
...then again, the Pit would probably die.
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#6
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i don't have the drive to rant right now, maybe later.


Same.

Although whenever I rant, I go way off on a tangent. In a Dr. Cox sort of manner.
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#7
My rants are alot like Dr. Cox's, I just go all out and never stop.

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#8
Quote by Meths
I can rant about anything.


I really want to hear a rant about cheese... or cow-fudge if you prefer...

I have no idea where these random things come into my head, mebbe there's a trapdoor in my head where Bill Cosby lives
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I only do that on MSN, and I get many complaints about it.

F&F will have cyber sex with you on MSN. He's a bit handsy though.


I have become..... METACARPI!!!!

I wish


Joeymaxx
#9
Ok I've had one about how when your taking a test theres always that one kid who has to blow his nose, but doesn't and pulls his nose every 10 seconds. I can't do it over the internet, but you can probably guess
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#11
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I have no idea where these random things come into my head, mebbe there's a trapdoor in my head where Bill Cosby lives


Thats where he's been hiding!

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#12
MTV probably. GOD that pisses me off.

But right now, I'd like to do a short rant in E minor about UG.

-Why is it that people say Tom Delonge sucks because "he has no skillz LOL" when John Frusciante, whose parts consist of 3 notes, is perfectly acceptable?
-Why are people who say Tom Delonge has no skillz incapable of playing any of his riffs? Or muted downpicking?
-Why do people say Steve Vai/Joe Satriani/Buckethead have no soul? Just cos they aren't crying while playing doesn't mean they have no soul. In fact, I'd say they are more soulful than most people you see on TV these days
-Everyone who complains about shred can't shred and doesn't know any music theory. Corelation, you say?
-No-one on UG ever says good things about a band. You can find threads about some of the most influential artists in the world talking about how they suck. No-one ever praises. They just insult.
#14
i love to rant about the state of people, the division of society, and damn preps and stellas
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#15
Crappy films that everyone loves. And the lack of punk in peoples brains.
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
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#16
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MTV probably. GOD that pisses me off.

But right now, I'd like to do a short rant in E minor about UG.

-Why is it that people say Tom Delonge sucks because "he has no skillz LOL" when John Frusciante, whose parts consist of 3 notes, is perfectly acceptable?
-Why are people who say Tom Delonge has no skillz incapable of playing any of his riffs? Or muted downpicking?
-Why do people say Steve Vai/Joe Satriani/Buckethead have no soul? Just cos they aren't crying while playing doesn't mean they have no soul. In fact, I'd say they are more soulful than most people you see on TV these days
-Everyone who complains about shred can't shred and doesn't know any music theory. Corelation, you say?
-No-one on UG ever says good things about a band. You can find threads about some of the most influential artists in the world talking about how they suck. No-one ever praises. They just insult.


That seemed more like C major.

Americans...


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#20
Quote by Sozes Flying V
I really want to hear a rant about cheese... or cow-fudge if you prefer...

I have no idea where these random things come into my head, mebbe there's a trapdoor in my head where Bill Cosby lives

don't challenge him... he can and will do it.

I only usually rant/do a long post if somebody else has gone on a rant.

like in the 'am I the only one who hates these guitarists?' thread before.

usually it's people's misconceptions about shred/the law/life in general(help my parents are killing me, they won't let me have X or do Y) that set me off.
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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.