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#1
Well? What is it? Lets say sex and rape doesn't count.


EDIT: Because I know someone will say it and no pooper jokes.
Last edited by Douche © at Oct 27, 2007,
#2
Punch her right between the eyes.
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#3
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Well? What is it? Lets say sex and rape doesn't count.


haha

Sorry, that sounded like you were insinuating that rape is romantic...

I'd say not raping a girl is pretty romantic.
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#5
Well, if you're still in school, you can fill her locker with a bunch of rose petals and a letter. It worked amazing for me.
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#6
skull-fuck?
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Well, if you're still in school, you can fill her locker with a bunch of rose petals and a letter. It worked amazing for me.



You sound really poor
#10
put five nails through her neck?

that and doing her in the pooper should do the trick


seriously thoe.. why do you expect UG to be expert romantics?

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#11
a dirty sanchez, itll make any girls heart melt...
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#12
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put five nails through her neck?


FIVE NAILS THROUGH THE NEEEEECK
URGGHHHH
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#13
Dress nice, cook dinner for the two of you, eat by candlelight, and carry her to the bed afterwards.

Yep, I've done it.
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FIVE NAILS THROUGH THE NEEEEECK
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right on brotha!
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#16
Tell her to look away from you, tell her shes got really pretty eyes, but you get all embarrassed when you make such close eye contact
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#17
"What's the most romantic thing you could do to a girl?"

you don't do romantic things "to' a girl. you do romantice things "for" a girl....


....and the answer to your question is cyber.
#18
WEY!!! It's minibrowny! And good call Dreadnought. In a perfect world, that'd work...but you never know, if the girl likes real romance...
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#19
....and the answer to your question is cyber.


lol you know ur cool when
#21
Pay for her bus fare.


lol Seriously, I wouldn't know, I'd get embarrassed.
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WEY!!! It's minibrowny! And good call Dreadnought. In a perfect world, that'd work...but you never know, if the girl likes real romance...


Oh it worked
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#26
has the ship sailed on my "in the pooper" idea?
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#27
Take her on a hot air balloon ride. Its pricey, but as long as you know she isn't afraid of heights she'll love you.
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Dress nice, cook dinner for the two of you, eat by candlelight, and carry her to the bed afterwards.



And then fuck her senseless?

That does sound rather romantic though (apart from the fucking her senseless bit. Not cheesy, which is the important bit.
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#31
minibrownys avatar. that'll get you into bed with any girl.
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#32
ive pulled a few good ones..
i leave her little nots around her room for her to find (psycho i know but she loves it)
and ive been known to chase down little kids for roses for her
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#33
id say sing/play her your guys' song (if you have one). if you dun, write/find one. something from the heart is usually pretty well received, as long as its genuine. and some girls like cheesy/corny.

ugh, too many slashes. i feel like a slasher......
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#35
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And then fuck her senseless?

That does sound rather romantic though (apart from the fucking her senseless bit. Not cheesy, which is the important bit.


Well we went out to dinner a lot, and went to a really fancy place for my birthday, so for Valentine's Day I decided to switch it up a bit.

I think she really liked the fact that I washed the dishes
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#39
Give her all the ingredients needed for a ham sandwich

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#40
**** Punt!!!
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