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#1
and now i'm wondering: who comes up with the names for 'em?

phoenix...touch...essence... its like wtf?

If you owned a deodorant company, what would you name your ****?
#2
****
just so i dont have to edit every post i make, let me clarify something I CANT TYPE WELL....thanks
#3
The responsibility is just too great, I couldn't possibly think of a name.
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#5
I'd call mine stuff like 'Zeus' 'Poseidon' 'Hades' etc etc, and for the adverts have hot sexy guys running around doing Greek god-like things, such as swimming in vicious waters or walking through flames.

That'd be a sexy deodorant.
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I'd call mine stuff like 'Zeus' 'Poseidon' 'Hades' etc etc, and for the adverts have hot sexy guys running around doing Greek god-like things, such as swimming in vicious waters or walking through flames.

That'd be a sexy deodorant.


Deoderant adverts are usually aimed at men. So you'd have to involve hot semi-naked women.
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#9
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Deoderant adverts are usually aimed at men. So you'd have to involve hot semi-naked women.

I'd have hot women in togas that barely cover their nipples watching the hot sexy men as they battle through the elements towards them. The women will be so turned on by their prowess that is a result of them wearing the deodorant they get laid there and then.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#10
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and now i'm wondering: who comes up with the names for 'em?

phoenix...touch...essence... its like wtf?

If you owned a deodorant company, what would you name your ****?


A lot of people paid a lot of money
#13
Asshole-scented

Pussy ass kid -scented

Satanist -scented

Douche bag -scented

yeah I could start a whole line of deoderants
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#14
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My deodorant's called: shut the **** up.

Oh, darling, you're simply so droll!
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I'd have hot women in togas that barely cover their nipples watching the hot sexy men as they battle through the elements towards them. The women will be so turned on by their prowess that is a result of them wearing the deodorant they get laid there and then.


Yeah that'd work. I think you should go into advertising.
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#16
Something witty, yet horribly insensitive and tasteless.

"Odor Genocide- Stopping odor at all holo-costs."

That, or overly macho stuff.

"Monster Trucks," "Head-Butting," "Lions and Sh*t."
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#17
My advert will be:

A guy starts to play Stairway to Heaven badly... Then he sprayed himself with some deoderant, then turned into SVR!!!



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#18
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My advert will be:

A guy starts to play Stairway to Heaven badly... Then he sprayed himself with some deoderant, then turned into SVR!!!



Who's SVR?

Stevie... Vaughan Ray???

Wait, that ain't right...

Anyway, real men don't use ****ty deodrant. Get some aftershave, pussies.
#20
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Who's SVR?

Stevie... Vaughan Ray???

Wait, that ain't right...

Anyway, real men don't use ****ty deodrant. Get some aftershave, pussies.



I'd name mine after Vermintide, just cuz his name sounds like it could actually be some sorta weird deodorant.
#21
I would name my perfume "Vermintide." The slogan would be "Smell like the leader of the rats!"

Because everyone wants to smell like a rodent.


EDIT:^

How the fuck did we have the exact same idea at the exact same time?
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#22
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I'd have hot women in togas that barely cover their nipples watching the hot sexy men as they battle through the elements towards them. The women will be so turned on by their prowess that is a result of them wearing the deodorant they get laid there and then.


ya then some guy is going to make a porn out of it and then its one big lawsuit if pre-schoolers parents who dont want there kids watching porn and yes the kids dont even have access but they say its on the computer but the kids cant even count past ****ing 10
....that happend at my school and i went up to a parent and told them there kid cant count past 10 so how to you think he will know even the word sex....appearntly you could look up porn at my school but we have pre-school all the way to high school...it sucks, i mean the school of course
#23
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I'd name mine after Vermintide, just cuz his name sounds like it could actually be some sorta weird deodorant.


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I would name my perfume "Vermintide." The slogan would be "Smell like the leader of the rats!"

Because everyone wants to smell like a rodent.



I totally beat you to it.


[edit] ^^To Gunpowder - Idunno, but that must mean we're awesome.
Last edited by X~THOR~X at Oct 27, 2007,
#24
I would name my perfume "Vermintide." The slogan would be "Smell like the leader of the rats!"

Because everyone wants to smell like a rodent.


EDIT:^

How the fuck did we have the exact same idea at the exact same time?



Mmmm.... Take in that warm, friendly musk....

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#25
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Oh, darling, you're simply so droll!

I'm so what? and it was a joke.
#26
I always thought it'd be cool to have one called 'Sex."

and then, i could make a shampoo called 'liquid sex.'
and a bunch of condoms called 'latex sex'
and bubblegum called 'chewy sex'

dude im gonna be rich
#27
My deoderant fragrances would be called Demon, Sex, Metropolis, Sex II, Uruk-hai, and New Car Smell.
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#28
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[edit] ^^To Gunpowder - Idunno, but that must mean we're awesome.

Definitely the only plausible explanation.

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I'm so what? and it was a joke.


Droll, adjective; having a humorous, whimsical, or odd quality.

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Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#29
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Definitely the only plausible explanation.


Droll, adjective; having a humorous, whimsical, or odd quality.

Knowing words is fun!

Oh, thought she meant troll.
#30
Because your low vocabulary is directly correspondent to my inability to type.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#32
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Because your low vocabulary is directly correspondent to my inability to type.


Slightly rather unnecessarily brutal.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#34
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Slightly rather unnecessarily brutal. He understands now.

I'm an unnecessarily brütal person.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#35
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Because your low vocabulary is directly correspondent to my inability to type.

Ha, what a joke.
#36
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I'm an unnecessarily brütal person.

Fair enough.

I'll let your unnecessary brutality slide, because I dig the umlaut you snuck into "brutal."
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#37
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Fair enough.

I'll let your unnecessary brutality slide, because I dig the umlaut you snuck into "brutal."

Good man.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#39
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