#1
ok, before i start i just wanna say something

damn you UG.
i was gonna watch Fantasic Four, but The Pit sucked me into its bowels and spit me out, and now I'm addicted.

anyways....my head is REALLY itchy.
and i'm pretty sure its not lice, coz don't lice like clean heads? i haven't showered for two weeks
and now i think my gf wants to break up with me becuz of the smell

help?
#2
The teachers say that lice don't go on dirty heads to make the tramps feel better.
#3
Quote by djmay71
ok, before i start i just wanna say something

damn you UG.
i was gonna watch Fantasic Four, but The Pit sucked me into its bowels and spit me out, and now I'm addicted.

anyways....my head is REALLY itchy.
and i'm pretty sure its not lice, coz don't lice like clean heads? i haven't showered for two weeks
and now i think my gf wants to break up with me becuz of the smell

help?



2 weeks? Go take a shower while you wait for replies.
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#5
Take a damn shower, dude

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#8
yeah, my head gets crazy itchy too if i dont take a shower so yeah take a shower!
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#9
Well, your gfs a genius...2 weeks? personal hygiene is something you learn in like 2nd grade...nasty...
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#11
lice like clean hair, it's easier to travel and multiply.
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#12
go jump in a pile of pig **** and make it smell worse, then tell us the story about your girlfriend trying to lure you into a shower with her in her schoolgirl clothes.


or take a shower now. use shampoo too.
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#13
How does one go about not showering for 2 weeks?
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#15
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How does one go about not showering for 2 weeks?


By sh*tting in the shower and being too lazy to clean it up and therefore not wanting to even go near the shower till it either the swat team comes because of your friends complaints of your stench or it just becomes one with the tub.
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#16
i finally couldn't stand the smell of me (and of my roommates 2 day old puke on the carpet which i shampooed out) i finally took a shower.
head no itchy!!!!
gf now no bitchy!!!