#1
I was really bored in class last week and i just couldn't contan myself... the teacher was lecturing on physics looked around to see if everyone got it... no one did, so in a fit of frustration i slapped my desk and said "f*ck this... im going to hogwarts." everyone thought it was funny (except for the instructor) and im in deep ****... i dont know what to do...


what do you think?
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#5
Learn some self control.
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I think I'd have laughed if I was there

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#10
Wait, apologise to EVERY MOFO who you see and if you seem sincere you should get off with a slapped wrist and a few detentions...

It sounds quite cool though well done *high five*
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college physics lol
#13
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#15
I doubt you'll get in much trouble...stop worrying.
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#16
That...really doesn't seem like a big deal.
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#17
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i slapped my desk and said "f*ck this... im going to hogwarts."
You got that idea from the facebook group, didn't you?
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#18
You are lucky that you aren't in UK or Russia 100 years ago. The teacher would have kicked you ass
Funny reaction though. I laughed.
Anyway don't worry I don't think that you'll get into serious trouble.
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#19
Quote by Gunpowder
That...really doesn't seem like a big deal.

thats what i thought at first, but they called my dorm and i had to meet with the teacher and he yelled and **** and said i was gonna be in trouble
#20
How would you get there?

You need physics to understand the unique properties of the Station wall to get into the hidden platform. You just ruined your chances of getting there you fool.


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#21
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You got that idea from the facebook group, didn't you?

actually no... but i found the facebook group no more than an hour after that lol
#23
I once got two detentions because I shouted "IT'S NOT A FUCKING RAINBOW!" (arguing about the light spectrum on Dark Side of the moon) on the bus. My bus driver is a dick anyways.
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I once got two detentions because I shouted "IT'S NOT A FUCKING RAINBOW!" (arguing about the light spectrum on Dark Side of the moon) on the bus. My bus driver is a dick anyways.


Crap you have strict rules over there :\
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#26
You should have just said that the little Leprechaun on your desk told you to say it...
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#27
That sounds almost exactly the kind of thing I'd do

But I would've said 'screw this' instead so I didn't get in trouble!
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#28
Haha, thats kinda like what happened with my friend. He's this really quiet kid, and anyways, this one day beore a long weekend, my physics teacher said "Ok, so Im going to give you some homework for this long weekend"

And with that, my quiet little friend stood up and exclaimed "F**k you, sir. F**k you!"

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#29
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You are lucky that you aren't in UK or Russia 100 years ago. The teacher would have kicked you ass
Funny reaction though. I laughed.
Anyway don't worry I don't think that you'll get into serious trouble.


I think 100 years ago they'd be like "wtf is hogwarts"
#30
This reminds me of the Time that my friend adam wrote down his yearbook ambition as "To be the Next Ron Jeremy!" but dont worry, youll just get a stern talkin to and maby a detention.
#31
It's ok. I would've laughed at you too.
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#32
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so in a fit of frustration i slapped my desk and said "f*ck this... im going to hogwarts."


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#33
i set a school garbage can on fire and all i got was a detention, i wouldnt worry about it
#34
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I think 100 years ago they'd be like "wtf is hogwarts"


Hogwarts is thousands of years old you fool. Only muggles don't know what it is.

Stupid muggles and there silly comments.
#35
I got a detention for cussing out my bus monitor- first day i rode the bus all year- some freshman put down the window during a rain storm and he wouldn't put it up so I got up and the bitch yelled at me- so I was having a bad day and I just went off..

"this the ****ing only day I'll ever ride the bus and I can't put up a god damn window because it's ****ing rainy..**** you bitch." and then I went into a rant form Knocked up "what did you want to be when you were young, cuz you're just a bus monitor, bus monitor...that's all you'll ever be is a bus monitor, bus monitor"

need less to say they didn't like that..

oh but the only thing the slip said is that I had TWO earphones in, instead of ONE- which our bus driver didn't even care but the monitor did..

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#36
Does seem pretty strict. I shouted "IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY" right behind the headmaster once, and he just turned round and said "hey, hey, hey, there's no need for language like that!" Plus I go to a fancy posh private school, so you'd think it would be stricter there, if anything.

It wasn't fucking funny, though, some bastard had just kneed me in the balls.
#38
i got five after school detentions for hitting a guy in the face with a crutch
oddly though i didnt get punished for the time i headbutted a window and smashed it.

our school was odd.
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