#1
Let us pray!

Today is the feast of maximum occupancy
let us fill our gullets and leave none for those less fortunate
bask in the glory of our once empty stomachs which we shall fill
with the delights and treats of today!

May the fire halls cry as we fill buildings at minimus
200 people over their limit, and may everyone have good luck
getting out of jobs using an arbitrary holiday

-Heyman
#4
Is this that festival that Homer made up on an episode of the Simpsons?
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#5
Lol, when I saw the name I imeadiately knew what you were talking about.
Amen, brother
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#7
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Is this that festival that Homer made up on an episode of the Simpsons?

It is indeed.
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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