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and when I say short I mean like half a page to a page short... soooo in my global literature class we need to write a creation story and I don't know what to write about. its supposed to be about an animal creating somthing and how it happened. it doesn't need a lot of detail... and I haven't been able to come up with anything so I'm asking you for advice
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An animal creating his young.

He did this by putting his penis in the vagina of a female of his species and inseminating her; after a gestation period, his young hatched.
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An animal creating his young.

He did this by putting his penis in the vagina of a female of his species and inseminating her; after a gestation period, his young hatched.

Go into extra detail on the specific act for extra marks
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The thoughts of a man about to suicide. You get a high mark fo' sho.
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A ninja getting 'the virus' he only has 24 hours to live and has to kill 100 people for his system to be immunised against 'the virus'..........
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a monkey lost his balloon, then he found it and had lemonade.
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Why don't you write about an an animal creating a massive turd, describing in intricate detail every strain and yelp.

i could drag that to a page.
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what does this have to do with what I asked...


and its supposed to be the animal creating somthing in nature, we're studying austraillian aboriginals
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But that has absolutely nothing to do with an animal creating something...

If it's about Australian Aborigines, you should read up on their creation story and compare it to something like a pack of bees creating a hive. That shows your teacher that you're able to apply what you've learned in the course, which'll earn you a bunch of marks.
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a monkey lost his balloon, then he found it and had lemonade.


Curious George, no?

Anyway, my idea would be a world creation story. Think of something dramatic. God said :'Let their be rock!' Then Doth Mighty Robert Johnson take forth the Pick of Destiny and pick forth the power of Rock and Roll.

'And there was'
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Why not do something about a nest? A bird's nest. They're always interesting, flying off to get straw, and then food and things. In the snow. A little robin, sat on a spade, contemplating his next nest. And then evil Mr. Cuckoo coming and knocking it over. I hate cuckoos.
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it has to be more like some animal some how magically creating somthing like a river or somthing like that...
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^ A magic nest?


Or the magical beauty of nature itself.


Or look at ancient Greek myths, there's animal things in there.
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it has to be more like some animal some how magically creating somthing like a river or somthing like that...


killedbyaspork, you ignorant slut, animals don't create rivers. And magic isn't real.
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Sorry man. I'm an asshole so I didn't read the whole post.
Why not one about the ancient homo sapien constructing the wheel?
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#20
Maybe you should write a watership down type thing, but not about rabbits.

How about beavers going round a forest collecting wood and building a dam.

Then a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in the neighbourhood.

They popped a cap in Hazel's ass, and my mom got scared, and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air"